JoShtick in a nutshell #3 :

Gengis Khan :

Gengis : im going to conquer !

Asians : where is the mongolian language book ? Ah ! There it is

We’ll give you…

SPACE DIM SUM

( it actually sounds like that and it means if you come with evil intentions we’ll give you a fight )

Gengis : no me

* rekts asia except china *

Gengis : we’re gonna give space dim sum to europeans, lets go !

Byzantines : ah no, not these b*tch lasagnas pl0x

Gengis and his army : we are

SPACE DIM SUM !

Byzantines : mongolian book ? Oh thx slave, so it means…

Wait a minute

Did we ever have evil intentions ?

Gengis : ye, You did a genocide to those poor french and carthages, we gonna give you space dim sum because of that

Byzantines : oh …

Oh !
Oh !!!

OH !!!!!!!!

Gengis : give em our best, bois

Army : ye !

* oblitirates byzantines and europe *

Gengis : * dies because he fell from a horse *

Lol, thats it