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    Spring-Season Flavored JoShtickoccifersubscriber 2019-03-22 15:22:43 UTC

    Top 10 ” FUNNEST ” facts ever.

    1. Crocodiles are immortal, they can only die by disease or get eaten by something or get killed

    2. PLARIEX is the most wonderful social-media drawer

    ( her illustration are all about laziness and things you can relate to )

    3. Loch ness monster exist, but he died HORRIBLY

    ( search up nessie skeleton )

    4. If you weigh 230 pounds, you can survive more than 1 bullet to the chest, it has been scientifically proved by

    Using similiar skin fat that weights 230 pounds and putting it on a dummy, they even tested it with the AWP, turns out, you can survive a bullet from the world most powerful sniper.

    5. The first ever confirmed scripting language ( Plankalķül ) was never used until 2000, it was invented in the 1940′ at the end of the world war.

    6. If you search up ” spiderman dancing gif ” and put it over any modern songs, it will fit with ALMOST any of them

    7. The guy who invented cartoon died a cartoonish way :

    He burnt his moustache with a candle

    8. Hitler did’nt kill himself, a guy named mr.lamp did, but the school covered that up because of GERMAN reasons

    9. There is a street named ” Kamehameha ” in hawaii

    10. THE BIGGEST, WORST LIE EVER TOLD IS THE BEE EXTINTION LIE, IT STARTED IN THE YEAR 2001, IM SO MAD ABOUT IT IM WRITING IN CAPS

    A STUPID GUY JUST POSTED A LIE ON THE INTERNET THAT BEES ARE GONNA BE EXTINCT

    YOU GUYS ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT :

    SAVE THE BEE, PETA, AND OTHER CRAPS LIKE THAT

    SAME FOR THE ” MEAT ” LIE, BRUH , NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU KILL COWS OR PIG, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE 1 BILLION.

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