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    Permaocciferuc-votersubscribermaster-noderfeatured-lvl1uc-winner-lvl3 2019-09-08 18:11:12 UTC

    There are three men on a boat, each trying to light a cigarette, but none of them have a lighter.

    How do they light a cigarette?

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    • By leaving the boat and finding a fire source to light the cigarette.

      Don’t look at me like that, you said they were on a boat, but not on water.

      2019-09-08 18:42:48 UTC 2
      • Replying to: Mr. StewmanBy leaving the boat and finding a fire source to light the c

        Ok but for real

        They throw the cig off the boat, making the boat a cigarette lighter eyyyy

        2019-09-08 18:45:17 UTC 0
        • Replying to: PermaOk but for real They throw the cig off the boat, making the

          2019-09-08 18:48:25 UTC 11
        • Replying to: PermaOk but for real They throw the cig off the boat, making the

          what

          i’m confused

          if they throw the cigarette off the boat then they cAN’T LIGHT IT

          never mind I get it

          2019-09-08 19:01:56 UTC 4
          • Replying to: dezwaywhat i'm confused if they throw the cigarette off the bo

            I don’t-

            2019-09-08 21:04:48 UTC 0
            • Replying to: arcionekI don't-

              because when you throw the cigarette off of the boat the boat decreases in weight by the weight of one cigarette

              thus it becomes a cigarette lighter

              i think

              2019-09-08 21:09:16 UTC 4
              • Replying to: dezwaybecause when you throw the cigarette off of the boat the boa

                the joke is terrible and the punch line doesn’t even fit all that well though so don’t worry about it

                2019-09-08 21:10:19 UTC 2
                • Replying to: dezwaythe joke is terrible and the punch line doesn't even fit al

                  Punchline beach this is a Lateral thinking puzzle these never make sense

                  2019-09-08 23:30:59 UTC 0
                  • Replying to: PermaPunchline beach this is a Lateral thinking puzzle these neve

                    how do they light a cigarette

                    okay good question this could be interesting

                    they chuck the cigarette off the damn boat and don’t even light it, the only thing they “light” is tHE BOAT

                    2019-09-08 23:34:42 UTC 1
              • Replying to: dezwaybecause when you throw the cigarette off of the boat the boa

                ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

                2019-09-08 21:57:03 UTC 1
    • they light it with the boat of course

      2019-09-08 18:56:27 UTC 6