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Yeah so i had this dream
of a stabbing fetish
so i was at the bank putting money or somethin
and some guy busted trough the door
and i was like “oh fricc i’m gonna die”
one guy got stabbed to death, but the twist is that he liked it
so he was moaning and calling the robber daddy
then he dies
the robber turns to me
shoots me
and i woke up






okay i need you to go to the nearest police precinct
tell them the same story
they’ll hook you up
they’ll hook you up to a board and waterboard you
they’ll hook you up to the hanging pole that’s what they’ll do
Is it still murder if the victim likes it?
ITS NOT RAPE IF THEY ENJOY IT
“Stab me more, daddy.”