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    guysubscriberuc-winner-lvl3master-noderuc-votercrusaderfeatured-lvl3occifer 2019-10-19 14:25:52 UTC

    Today’s dream I can explain, but first you need to understand how lunch works at my school. Okay, so there’s a building and that’s where you get the actual food, but in order to get there you have to go through the line, and a security guard has to let you in. This security guard, however is a jerk who doesn’t let any guys in the building until every girl has gotten in and the building is totally empty, then he looks for girls passing by and asks if they want lunch to let them in. Only after all that will he let the guys in. Keep in mind that this is in real life.

    Now, in my dream, I had been waiting AT THE FRONT OF THE LINE for about 2 dream hours, and then I whipped out an RPG and blew him up, and everybody could eat lunch

    Now imma go eat breakfast

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    • Also he’s a creepy looking guy in his mid-forties

      2019-10-19 14:26:52 UTC 4
    • yeah I love when I whip out an RPG and blow some random guy up It’s just so fun

      2019-10-19 16:16:43 UTC 1
    • Tell this dude to act his age and stop perving on girls, but instead let everyone go in, tell a superior teacher than him aka headteacher or whatever because you could have some sort of pedophile at your school, I did once but nobody was harmed, he just got taken away for having child pornography on his device.

      2019-10-19 19:31:41 UTC 0
      • Replying to: SomenoderTell this dude to act his age and stop perving on girls, but

        The school I go to is Desert Ridge Academy, google it and you’ll see why I found this kinda funny

        2019-10-20 23:41:05 UTC 0
        • Replying to: guyThe school I go to is Desert Ridge Academy, google it and yo

          I googled it but I still don’t understand what you mean.

          Is this some sort of meme/joke thing that I don’t know about?

          2019-10-21 15:31:01 UTC 0
          • Replying to: SomenoderI googled it but I still don’t understand what you mean. Is

            There was 2 cases of a “relationship” between a teacher and a student

            2019-10-22 14:40:32 UTC 0
            • Replying to: guyThere was 2 cases of a "relationship" between a teacher an

              Damn you should get moved to a new school my guy

              2019-10-22 16:57:00 UTC 0
              • Replying to: SomenoderDamn you should get moved to a new school my guy

                Also, just last Thursday AT LUNCH, there were four consecutive fights

                2019-10-23 04:12:21 UTC 0
        • Replying to: guyThe school I go to is Desert Ridge Academy, google it and yo

          When will u upload gohan?

          2019-10-22 09:44:54 UTC 0
    • i would have used a flint flock, to blow him away.

      2019-10-19 21:36:22 UTC 0