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GIRLS AND BOYS
FEMALES AND MALES
GENTLEMEN AND LADIES
UH
PEOPLE
I PRESENT YOU…Gorck..
He is the most powerful God in existence.. he is the all knowing, he’s takin the time to learn the ancient ways of a true god and now he’s here
He’s not the bad guy
He’s not the good guyHe’s both….
So I’ve been working on this guy pretty much all day
well not all day cause I woke up at 5:18 am
Well I’ve been working on him let say since…. 8:00 somewhere around thereannnnndddd it’s done
i originally did this because I saw the site wanted to commit die, so i was just playin around in sticknodes and sky and YouTube and stuff.but I’m done
um
yeah
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why am I still typing again?…








He look hap
hap? The flip does dat mean?? 😹
Oh, I’m sorry.
What I meant was Happ
I still don’t know what that means lol
Is this the only angle?
yes, because it’s enough work already making all the body parts and making it look like an actual fig already I can’t be bothered to make it in different angles
Plus I don’t make angles on my figs usually, the only fig i’ve Done that on is Pump
how do you even use it at this angle
like nothing works for it
what do you mean përky I don’t understand
Tell me
Is this a Joe Joe reference
does this look like a jojo reference to you boi
kinda : /
Did you just call it Joe Joe?
Instead of Jojo
Nani za fuck
It is a joke, my friend
isn’t jesus the most powerful god in existance, DiDnT JeSuS cReAtE eVeRyThInG? who is this god and what is his purpose??? wait….shoot i should make my signature logo.
no Gorck has had some beef with Jesus in the past believe it or not they not cool anymore, plus he’s like millions of times powerful then Jesus
wha- i ThOuGhT jEsUs SaId In ThE BiBlE ThAt He Is ThE oNlY gOd……welp……i guess a more powerful god will just have to be made, (also jesus loves everybody so he wouldn’t have beef with gorck but ok…its your lore of the figure :DD) wait….gosh darn it now i wanna make a god but i don’t wanna copy you.
No your fine you can make a god if you want, but somewhere in the description it should say Gorcks worst enemy
why………………”pain” my god, loves everyone, and if he ends up fighting, he would mostly just block every move, and probably get hit some but he would be fine, but if you really want me too, oK, we won’t be able to kill eachother tho (because pain is something that cannot be destroyed, and gorck is too powerful to die)
ah ah ah, I didn’t say pains worst enemy I said Gorcks worst enemy, that doesn’t mean that pain hates him too
oH, wait…so gorck hates me?…….what did i do to him ;-;
no he doesn’t hate you, he hates pain and jesus, like thing about this, they say Jesus or god or whatever is a guy, but how was a guy the first human on planet earth if woman can only give birth
the logic doesn’t make sense
That’s how he knows you’re lying, and he HATES liars
i would have to explain to gorck that jesus created 1 boy and 1 girl on earth, and he was not the first person to be ON earth’s surface, + pain is friends with jesus so, idk what gorck gonna do to meh
Bro we all know I am the strongest god
BOW DOWN TO ME
CALL ME LEMON LORD
You sure? Cause I remember Gorck did this to you on thanksgiving back in the 70’s
And ur next…
I had a different name but ralph changed it to something more ‘child friendly’ shall we say.
And yes I am still powerful
PLEASE DONT TELL ME WHAT IT IS-
I wont
bless your heart
*Pours holy water on heart*
*angelic sounds haaaaaaaaaa*
*Ascends to heaven*
*waves bye bye to hecc*
Ok now gimme
no
you’ll see why I’m saying this soon
Fr doe our lord and saviour Danny Devito would body this guy no problem so why you call him the most powerful god in existence smh
Really? That old guy? Against this guy?!
ultimate smh
I know.
You already know Danny is gonna win
Gorck would flipping jump that old fossil boi
But it is a well known fact that Danny cannot die.
you stole that fact from Gorck