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Reignraider
2020-01-28 10:35:22 UTC My first wish is to have a real genie all to myself that is invincible, intangible (depending on what form he/she chooses), always and actually nice to me and me only, wonât try to kill me, wonât try to trick me, and can give me infinite wishes for an infinite amount of time.
The genie is also alive for a infinite amount of time and will always save me from danger. The genie would live inside a lamp I got when my father found it inside one of our old ancestral houses in India that I also inherited from my fatherâs side.
He also managed to give it to me with full glee before he died. The house was also magically invincible, canât be blocked from nor the inside nor the outside, and the lamp itself will kill anyone else that grabs it besides me and my father.
The lamp is also invincible and the hole canât be blocked on itâs hole, plus the genie can be intangible anyway. It will also only listen to my commands
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My favourite wish is to make the world spin the opposite direction every 5 days.
Your wish was too long and I didnât read it all, sorry ;(
The lamp appeared in the ocean. Fetch it dog.
But my father already managed to give it to me, fetch me another reply dog shite (no offense, itâs just that you called me a dog)
Granted. Unfortunately your genie is retarded and accidentally made an random wish on itself… Which dissolved it into nothing, completely un-existence, not a spirit, not a ghost. Not even existing
Your welcome
But you didnât really say that my genie didnât get to give me any wishes and so Iâve just used my first wish to be able to time travel (which is always my first wish if I do get to have it)
You also didnât say how many wishes he wouldâve given me before killing itself so I could theoretically also wish for him to become a god, not able to kill itself, full happy for me being itâs master, and listening to my every whim
Your welcome
Ah yes you I didnât say that, but I DID say that your genie was retarded, you said that it was nice and wouldnât trick you… But itâs retarded, sure it meant good intentions and didnât mean to trick you, but again itâs retarded and doesnât even know how to control itâs powers because it takes years of work (trust me, an verified genie) so it gave you the power to time travel… But you had to travel five hundred years back or forward every time
And a person with the power of a god can still kill himself…
But again… Your genie is retarded so theoretically it did something totally different from making itself a god, a frog… It misheard you and then the frog made that random wish
Your Welcome
Key word’s theoretically mate, so it could have also theoretically wished itself to become smart, checkmate. Plus I could still probably find the genie’s parents or makers or something if I did go back 500 years into the past that are the same except they actually have some intellect
Oh dang you right… I lost….. I lost……… You won….. You outpizzad the hut
Nice
BUT WAIT
You never specified where you go when you went back in time
Youâre in space…
And the genie didnât know how to use itâs powers remember… It was a random wish…
I feel like Iâm running out of ideas
I use one of my wishes to make him unable to be ruined
Donât celebrate too fast mate:
I just said I COULD travel back in time, I also never said I ALREADY used my power if it did already give me time travel powers.
ChEcKmAtE
Okay, you can travel back in time… But you were only able to do it without any gear
So you just went faster than the speed of light dissolving your entire body into nothing but leftover atoms
cHeCkMaTe
Still didnât say I did, plus itâs not really certain that it will happen, probably only a 50/50 chance. And also because you didnât say I would always die if I used the time travel it gave me
Remember, my genie might be a retard now, but it can still deliver half of the time.
Your welcome, can you just let me win now? Weâre kind of just going around in circles and I kinda want to win another argument in the internet since last December.
No backies either
*sigh* FIiIiIiIinE you win… It was a good run
Ye, you did good, but not good enough Iâm afraid