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@tenebrus1324 Battle stations, the time is upon us!
so remember that guy i was on about that i had the hots for, well in Media Studies as i was outside taking a camera and tripod somewhere i saw him passing by with a friend. i smiled and waved and he did too. however, the way i was going cuts immediately around so i would basically be making a U-turn down this path. as i did this, i noticed that this whole time he’d been staring over his shoulder at me, so i waved and smiled again and he of course did the same. at this point, the thought struck me; “is he just as infatuated in me as i am in him?”anyway, later on, i was just preparing the camera with a friend when i decided that maybe i could tell him about this very predicament. he didn’t really care, he kinda just shrugged it off (he does with most things). i was dissatisfied with my results and decided to tell someone else, a girl this time who found my tale of woe sweet and said that i should just up and tell him. now, it is 8:00PM and soon it’ll be Wednesday, the next time i’ll meet him in maths. i need a plan, what to do. there will be many obstacles and some so great that they will render progress impossible, here’s the threats:
1) Him being away
2) A teaching assistant who likes to be WAY to close
3) F**KING COMPUTER LESSONS SPLITTING US UP
so, if all these are none existent, doing this’ll be far easier. so Tene’, how do i tell him that i’m hungry for his d**k?
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so at the end of the lesson, ask him if he could talk to me for a sec. and yeah, it’d be slow anyway as i’d find it hard to say anything like that to him
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well i’m not going to be stuttering and stuff, all i mean is that i’ll almost guaranteed look a tad nervous
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wait, so you’re saying you want me to not be a sweet and innocent ladyboy and more like a penis obsessed succubus?
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so wait, i’m getting confused.
I know him, he knows me alright, i’ve completed the ‘become good friends’ part. the problem is that i don’t know how to tell him that i love him. on a scale of 1 to 10, how extreme should i go:
1 being all tucked up and nervous while trying to explain all quietly while 10 is literally grabbing him by the crotch and telling him to ‘stick it in me’
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so you’re saying be polite and simply get him to accept being my boyfriend. then a few days later go f**king ham on him
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so you’re saying, if it’s successful, ask him some time if he’s feeling horny or if he’s in the mood for a BJ?
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well if i ask him to be my boyfriend and he accepts tomorrow, but i ask if he’s ‘in the mood’ next Monday, would that be a safe idea. i mean, us males are basically horny 24/7 so the chances are kinda on our side as he would’ve already pledged to a relationship
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Tenebrus, ya gonna respond yet?
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okay, so here’s my ‘battle plan’:
1) act normal as usual, show interest in him and what he does. be nice.
2) as class is ending, ask him if he could wait outside for me as there’s something i want to say.
3) once it’s just me and him, i tell him about how i’d been wanting him since i first met him and at the end of it all, ask the ultimate question; can he be my boyfriend?
4) if the answer is no, simply do what is normal (become very disgruntled and be on your way).
5) if the answer is yes, give him a quick kiss and then head off as i have to be driven home by my mum (possibly suggest to him something more ‘interesting’ next time)
6) next morning, explain just how open i am about ‘touchies’ or anything like that (basically tell him that i’ll let him touch me anywhere, anytime)
from there though, i think i’ll be able to handle it. as long as i can convince him to accept me, i think we’ll be fine.
I read touchies as normies.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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@revalyt what i’m saying is that i want him to touch my rear whenever he wants
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well it’s your job to fix those holes isn’t it. he isn’t a nervous lad at all and is from what i know not easily scared. he lives in a pretty rough are from what he’s said so he’ll cope easily being as i’m used to flowery and happy places
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boi if you know there’s holes, that means you know how to plug them!
spill the beans
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as long as it dosen’t include a school shooting, i’ll listen
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are you telling me to remove my penis or something, what are you saying?
if you’re i need to be taking it in the ass every time and never the other way around, i’m fine with that as i’d prefer it that way honestly
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now why would you need a picture of my penis Tenebrus?
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i’m happy describing it as i know the exact shape and length (believe me, i did the measurements)
Is he I hope it goes well in the future 😀
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thanks @alexceratops
I actually becoming friends with him first.. or are you friends?
If you are friends… good luck 😀
And remember that men and women are very different, and men share a few of the same patterns and behaviours, being a male myself, I find myself with some of these, try to find out which of these he has…
That paragraph just shows how many friends I have XD
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@tenebrus1324 is 6 inches good enough, it’s also classic style, not crooked or excessively wide
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@alexceratops I’m already good friends with him. As he waved to me today as he was passing by, he actually looked at me over his shoulder, if I’m lucky he may have been trying to get a peek at my rear
I also recommend complementing him to start 🙂
Is he bi or homo?
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@alexceratops at first i thought he was pure straight but I’m starting to think bisexuality is beginning to blossom within him
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@tenebrus1324 oh that’s fine, I planned on taking the female role possibly every time anyway
You might want to ask though and if he asks why… tell him that you wanted to make sure so you don’t accidentally insult or offend him… sneaky info 🙂
I may be a single virgin but I know how to get info out of people
So I just caught up,
I’m no love doctor but I would recommend a load of energy and doing it at a time when your not in the mood so you don’t do somethin crazy. Try to keep it secretive and REALLY make sure no one is around, if he is in the mood, that should make it 2X easier and give him a little time afterwards to digest the new discovery.
Then if it works, drink a cup of tea, coffee, soda or any nice refreshing beverage as a job well done
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Well I’ll only be able to tell him tomorrow morning after maths (I’ll have about 5 mins to tell him) and then i go. We’d next meet on Monday so he’d get plenty of time, I’ll try to give him my Email, i can check if he’d like a few ass pics like what i do with Mouser and Tenebrus
Good plan!
Mouser and tenebrus are homosexual?
I don’t know if I’m bi or straight… I’ll figure it out soon, I just gotta go outside XD
And if you need any advice from a (proberably) straight male then just ask 😀
Can we be friends?
I want to be friends 😀
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I thought we already are friends
Yay 😀
They grow up so fast aye Tenebrus
IKR 🙂