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@tenebrus1324 @mouser
yup, it’s official now.
it was an independent learning class (meaning there’s no teacher/tutor) and me and him were sitting beside each other. we had been flirting a little when i noticed him take a quick sneaky peek at my ass (lol) however i gave him the response he probably didn’t expect. i simply stated that i had noticed him peeking but i was going to let him anyway, this obviously pleased him as he immediately gave a right look at it.
later on i noticed him lifting his hand up as well a little before hesitating. i noticed that he wanted to simply put his hand on my knee and i of course told him that i’d let him cause i’m chill about that and of course, he immediately did.
this went on for a bit before he finally asked “so it’s official then?” to which i replied “well we’ve come this far right?”so that’s it, done and dusted, mission complete, i now have a boyfriend!
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the benefit of being bi over straight, guys are horny PERMANENTLY
(You do know that being his boyfriend, if you don’t break up there’s like a 43% that you’ll get married to him and have an official official official bi relationship? I’m not a love expert, man)
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i can just tell him i just want to stay as a boyfriend rather than marrying him as i don’t think marriage is necessary
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Why are you ‘question marking’ me?
Hopefully no longer a virgin soon
It must be really weird too have friends when your bi because you could basically get together with any one of them. And I think it’s hard getting friends of the opposite gender, and not accidentaly flirt with them.
I’m bi it’s not hard at all with my Friends
I MEAN TALKING TO THEM AND STUFF
Still seems awkward
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It isn’t really, I’m kind of a sassy person anyway so I’ll act flirty but it’s usually just me joking around
Hmpf, well I guess I’m just really awkward around girls. BUT THEY SAY I’LL GET HOTTER WHEN I GET OLDER SO THATS POSITIVE, I guess.
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They’re kinda indirectly calling you unattractive you know, they deserve a slap from a war-flail
Ohhhh, I haven’t thought about it that way. Also what’s a war-flail?
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Well you know how a flail is a stick with a spiky ball on a chain attached to it. A war-flail has up to 5 spiky balls on chains attached to the shaft
That’s like the edgiest medieval weapon ever
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it’s also really fun to weild
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Well he is now
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Well he’s bi so you’ve been lied to lol.
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Well if the dog went savage on him then that’s acceptable, if it was just playing then maybe you should talk to him about that.
I mean I’ve felt his depression and how cold he’s felt at times with the ammount of s**t he goes through with his family and stuff, he’s an unfortunate one. Let’s just hope what little fortune left in him can guide him throughout his operation
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1) alright, I understand why he hit it then, self defence.
2) WAIT TORN?! I thought he said his arm had been ran over by a car or are you saying now he has two prosthetic arms
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How is it to have a friend with Iron Man’s arm then?
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He got a handjob from robocop lol.
I’ve never been walked in on in the whole 3 years I’ve been doing it (SNEAKY AS A NINJA) so what was his reaction, I’m guessing it was along the lines of “HOLY S**T!”
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I’m guessing his robo-arm began to flip-out again as well?
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Policeman: “alright, what are you doing, what’s all the commotion”
Eugene: “well you see i was in my room, fapping-”
Policeman: “I’VE HEARD ENOUGH”