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Let’s make a long fucking list of what I can’t do when I go to school again, because fuck you!
You cant sit with someone on the bus
No recess (doesnt rlly matter highschool doesnt have it)
Lunch is to be eaten in class
One way hallways cuz fuck off
Desks are all a distance apart in the same direction
No sharing literally fucking anything, it could be a pencil
No happiness
Wear a full hazmat suit to school (just a mask im exaggerating)Im honestly pissed, I know this is all for safety but fuck you dude now I cant touch my homies ass







you used to touch your homies ass?
We exchange ass
Well, ass grabbing. Its a form of payment.
“Hey Jimmy, you got the money?”
“Sorry fellas… I-”
“Alright Jimmy get over here.”
“I ju-”
“GET THE F*y*UCK OVER HERE JIMMY!”
*tightly grabs ass*
“Alright jimmy you can leave”
Dude that’s exactly what happens. We get shoved into the bathroom, beat up, and then the ass grabs. Man I miss school.
What I can’t do when I go to school again, is go to school again.
I’ve never had recess
Life is pain