@tenebrus1324 well, after some long thinking ive decided that my relationship with Joe is most certainly temporary. However, all is not lost as i forgot about a contact from my secondary school, and it’s a girl. She goes by the name ‘Lucy’, she’s a fairly short and wide girl and mostly shy to most people however she turns so lively that it could be mistaken for full on insanity when she’s around me. Basically me and her get along VERY well and in fact I’d helped her overcome her shyness throughout our time at School. Like me, she loves Pokemon, Minecraft and Roleplay (freaking fistpump at the last one) and Skyrim (Fistpump through the roof), she’s very happy and friendly once she relaxes though there’s one problem, she has the mind of a child.

By that i mean by she has her own wacky made up universe (because she was inspired by mine. In fact one of her characters got introduced into mine and is now a key part of the plot!), she watches MLP but the real problem is that she doesn’t seem to understand Sexual things that much. In this one role play i did with her and two other friends, their characters had been trapped by Space Pirates and were brought before their captain whose was this horse/human/spinosaurus looking hybrid with wide hips, short shorts so short they could be mistaken for panties, an armoured bra that revealed her MASSIVE cleavage. Basically, she was literal perfection in alien form (she’s also my perfect woman). The ‘lad’ of the group of course immediately went the grab her tits, the clueless one tried to shoot her while Lucy instead just said some funny s**t about the characters ass or something, basically, she was unphased by the MASSIVE sexual appeal of this character.

Later on however, the lad of the group ended up alone in the same room with this character and ended up getting a BJ, the clueless just laughed explaining that he’d get a disease while Lucy surprisingly said “ewww”. It confuses me as she seemed to be fine with sex earlier but later she thought it was weird.

So yeah, i need to seduce this girl as to be honest, I’d say me and her truly have a connection, she always agrees with what i say and acts as if I’m some sort of prophet ‘always being right’. So yeah, how doth thy seduce thy female?

(If you need more info like appearance, sexuality, thiccness, just ask me)