Happy Halloween, bois! Well, it’s still one month away, but I can feel the suffering and spoopiness already. I’m talking about school, of course. I know, I know, I already talked about school. But what would suffering be without homework and group activities?

Anyway, enough school talk, I already want to superkick the education system enough. Now, let’s discuss all the Halloween havoc I’ve caused all these years. First things off, Halloween parties.

Those were my jam, I mean, costumes and a shiteton of food? Hell yeah! One time in my old school, we had a Halloween party, and my teacher thought it was a good idea to close the lights on a bunch of dancing children who looked like if the Hunchback of Notre Dame got hit with a metal beam.

But needless to say, it was fecking fun lol. I remember jumping around like a crackhead because I was thinking, “No one will ever see me in the dark!”. I mean, I was right, sure, but it didn’t change the fact that I was a retar-

At another party a few years after it, I wasn’t even partying! I was the cashier in our school’s haunted house since I was the student council’s Auditor. (It’s funny how the person who wants to stab Math through the teeth became an auditor. Life really is unpredictable)

My costume was an Assassin’s Creed Assassin, even though it was me wearing my grey jacket and broken hidden blade that I ordered from Shopee (basically Amazon). It’s probably foreshadowing my future as a McDonald’s cashier, based on my grades.

Anyhow, speaking of the future, it’s probably gonna take a long time before I start animating again. School pretty much took its place, and even though I despise it, I’m gonna have to deal with it. So I guess I’ll end it here, g’night guys. And remember, lie, cheat, and steal.