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    tanksubscriberocciferuc-winner-lvl1 2020-11-13 17:57:29 UTC

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    • there’s a dick joke here but i won’t

      2020-11-13 18:20:25 UTC 3
    • ah yes, the story goes

      Why Does My Dog Hump Me? - 5 MAIN REASONS!

      I Broke My Ankles Falling For You - Broken ankle | Meme Generator

      2020-11-13 18:35:00 UTC 4
      • Replying to: Colloah yes, the story goes

        just make the dog smaller then itd be up to scale

        2020-11-13 18:39:22 UTC 1
    • Ugh, your a Monster!

      2020-11-13 20:00:43 UTC 1
      • Replying to: Masked boiUgh, your a Monster!

        I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I’ll feel like Godzilla
        Better hit the deck like the card dealer
        My whole squad’s in here, walking around the party
        A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby “The
        Brain” Heenan which is probably the
        Same reason I wrestle with mania
        Shady’s in this bitch, I’m posse’d up
        Consider it to cross me a costly mistake
        If they sleepin’ on me, the hoes better get insomnia
        Adhd, Hydroxycut
        Pass the Courvoisi’ (ayy, ayy)
        In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate
        Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday (ayy)
        This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-A
        Laughing all the way to the bank, I spray flames
        They cannot tame or placate the
        Monster (ayy)
        You get in my way, I’ma feed you to the monster (yeah)
        I’m normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (yeah)
        When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
        I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
        Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
        Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
        Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
        Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
        I’m just a product of Slick Rick and Onyx, told ’em, “Lick the balls”
        Had ’em just appalled at so many things that pissed ’em off
        It’s impossible to list ’em all
        And in the midst of all this
        I’m in a mental hospital with a crystal ball
        Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow?
        Risperdal, voices whisper
        My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn
        This is just the song to go ballistic on
        You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher
        I’m just a Loch Ness, the mythological
        Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka
        When you twist the top of the bottle, I’m a
        Monster (ayy)
        You get in my way, I’ma feed you to the monster (yeah)
        I’m normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (yeah)
        When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
        I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
        Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
        Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
        Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
        Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
        If you never gave a damn, raise your hand
        ‘Cause I’m about to set trip, vacation plans
        I’m on point like my index is, so all you will ever get is
        The motherfuckin’ finger (finger), prostate exam (‘xam)
        How can I have all these fans and perspire?
        Like a liar’s pants, I’m on fire
        And I got no plans to retire and I’m still the man you admire
        These chicks are spazzin’ out, I only get more handsome and flier
        I got ’em passin’ out like what you do when you hand someone flyers
        And what goes around comes around just like the blades on a chainsaw
        ‘Cause I caught the flap of my dollar stack right off the bat like a baseball
        Like Kid Ink, bitch, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy
        ‘Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (cheesecake) yeah
        Bitch, I’m a player, I’m too motherfuckin’ stingy for Cher
        Won’t even lend you an ear, ain’t even pretending to care
        But I tell a bitch I’ll marry her if she’ll bury her
        Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez
        Christian Rivera, ’cause my lyrics never sit well
        So they wanna give me the chair
        Like a paraplegic, and it’s scary, call it Harry Caray
        ‘Cause every Tom and Dick and Harry carry a Merriam motherfuckin’ dictionary
        Got ’em swearing up and down, they can’t spit, this shit’s hilarious
        It’s time to put these bitches in the obituary column
        We wouldn’t see eye to eye with a staring problem
        Get the shaft like a steering column (monster)
        Trigger happy, pack heat, but it’s black ink
        Evil half of the Bad Meets Evil
        That means take a back seat
        Take it back to Fat Petes with a maxi, single
        Look at my rap sheet, what attracts these people
        Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle
        I stack chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto
        Fill ’em with the venom and eliminate ’em
        Other words, I Minute Maid ’em
        I don’t wanna hurt ’em, but I did ’em in a fit of rage
        I’m murderin’ again, nobody will evade him
        Finna kill ’em and dump all the fuckin’ bodies in the lake
        Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade ’em
        And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
        But don’t nobody want it, but they’re gonna get it anyway
        ‘Cause I’m beginnin’ to feel like I’m mentally ill
        I’m Atilla, kill or be killed, I’m a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla
        You’re bringin’ the killer within me out of me
        You don’t want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me
        Or being the recievin’ end of me, what stupidity it’d be
        Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter
        When I’m in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck
        Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
        A hunnid percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
        I’m ’bout to fuckin’ finish you bitch, I’m unfadable
        You wanna battle, I’m available, I’m blowin’ up like an inflatable
        I’m undebatable, I’m unavoidable, I’m unevadable
        I’m on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and I’m paid in full
        I’m not afraid to pull the
        Man, stop
        Look what I’m plannin’, haha

        No?

        Ok

        2020-12-03 02:34:41 UTC 0