So… I was high again, and this is what I thought of.

What if…
Dinosaurs suddenly appeared in splatoon?
Think about. Inklings and octolings (and the other evolved creatures) probably have no idea what a dinosaur even is. The only extinct animals they would probably know about are humans and other animals alive today. And the dinosaurs would be confused as fuck too. A utahraptor tries to eat an inkling, only to spit out fucking colourful oil-like blood.

(Shitty weird fanfic incoming)

It was a typical Monday. An inkling girl was making her way towards the bus until suddenly a large strange three horned creature knocks down the bus. It had scaly leathery skin and quills running down it’s back. It had the mouth of a bird and horns as sharp as hooks. The large creature looked at her in confusion and began to panic, trampling inklings in it’s path.

The inkling girl begins to run only to stop when she notices strange bird like creatures flying, swooping down and grabbing other inklings with their beaks. Suddenly she hears a low rumbling sound… she could even feel it.. she turns around an sees a creature from a nightmare… it had leathery skin just like the three horned creature, but it walked on two legs and had two very short useless arms. The creature walked towards her…
The inkling was too afraid to move. Before she could even think of anything, the creature opened it’s mouth and ate her. Her body was crushed and torn up by it’s sharp teeth and strong bite force.

The carnivorous creature (t rex) spat the strange creature it just ate. It didn’t even have red blood. It’s blood was almost orange. Just like the strange arms on it’s head.

(Aaaaand that’s all I could think to write about this small shitty story.)

But still… it sounds like a grate idea for a fanfic.