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    Ardasubscriberoccifer 2021-01-18 19:02:06 UTC

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    • hi

      2021-01-18 19:30:17 UTC 0
    • Heavy: Ya-da-ya-la-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!

      Engineer: POW! You are dead!

      Heavy: I am dead!

      Engineer: Heheheheheh

      Spy: Pampomparompompom

      Engineer: Aw shucks..

      Spy: *le gasp* The Heavy is dead!

      Heavy: Yes. (sandwich) I am dead!

      Spy: Why is the Heavy dead?!

      Engineer: I dunno.

      Heavy: I think it was-

      Engineer & Spy: Shhh, you are dead!

      Heavy: Ok.

      Sniper: What’s up, you wankas?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

      Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead!

      Sniper: The Heavy is dead!

      Spy: Correct!

      Sniper: 😀

      Spy: So, did you see the murderer?

      Engineer and Sniper: Nope, sorry mate.

      Spy: I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!

      Sniper: Ah, well that’s nice.

      Engineer: Damn proud right now.

      Soldier: Atteeeeeeeeention! That Heavy is dead!

      Spy: We know!

      Soldier: Who killed him?!

      Spy: We don’t know!

      Soldier: I will find clues! What’s that? A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead!

      Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: The Heavy is dead?!

      Soldier: *Slams hands on desk* Yes, he died!

      Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: HOAOH!!

      Medic: Incoming! Raus, raus! MOVE, NOW! *Kisses heavy*

      Heavy: Hohoho, Hea- Oof *explodes*.

      Medic: In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead!

      Sniper: Doc, what happened?

      Medic: My professional opinion? The Heavy was killed!

      Sniper: OH GOD!!

      Medic: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.

      Spy: Well, now what?

      scout: Clippity clop motherfucker!

      Spy: oh come on…

      scout: Boom! Look at this! The freaking Heavy is dead! What do you think of that?

      scout: Uh

      Spy: Yes, yes, Scout.

      scout: Yea?

      Spy: Go home!

      scout: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suc- AAAAH!! *car explodes*

      Spy: Ok, let’s get back to the point.

      Heavy: I think Heavy is dead.

      Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Medic: The Heavy is dead?!

      Medic: scout! I will heal you-*explodes*

      Heavy: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Heavy?!

      Demoman: It was me!

      Heavy, Engineer, sniper, and spy: WAH!

      Demoman: Yes! I did it like this!

      Demoman: *pulls out Ambassador and shoots Sniper*

      Sniper: PWAAARGH!!

      Demoman: Wooptedoo!!

      Demoman: *Heavily chugs beer and burps*

      Demoman: That’s a joke, lads.

      Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: *laugh track*

      Demoman: It was… yo-*BURP*… Him!

      Engineer: How did you know?!

      Demoman: I didn’t. *Burps* That was a joke too.

      Demoman *CRITICAL SHIT* Oh, I’m dead.

      Engineer: mhm, HAHA! That’s right! It was me!

      Spy: You monster!

      Heavy: But whyyyyy?

      Engineer: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly.

      Heavy: Engineer, stop! ENGINEER, YOU ARE SO MEAN! It’s not funny. Engineer!

      Engineer: Ah dammit Heavy, FUCK off!*middle finger* You are dead.

      Heavy: No u, POW! Haha. You are dead! Not big surprise.

      Spy: well that was idiotic, off to hang myself. Watch and lear-*chokes* (backflip hangs himself)

      Heavy: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.

      2021-01-18 19:40:49 UTC 1
    • Esquizo

      2021-01-18 20:21:17 UTC 0