• All right who wants the cashier role?
    Then who wants the costumer role
    And then the manger role.
    I’ll choose the background people in 15 mins unless you wanna be one.

    Who wants what.

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    • 50%
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  • The script for Bread bank with roles.
    Cashier:Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread, we sell loaves. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED, RO-

    Man who’s trying to get baguette: Bro shut the fuck up. Listen, I just need a baguette and a brioche.

    Cashier: We don’t have either of those, you can get the gluten-free white bread or the potato bread-
    (F it I’m just gonna call him costumer )
    Costumer: What the fuck is gluten?! Take that shit out!

    Cashier:It’s gluten-free.

    Costumer:I don’t CARE if it’s free.

    Cashier:Swear on your fuckin’ Y E E Z Y S, if you wanna fight, we gon’ fight.

    Costumer:What, you tryna’ be on WORLDSTAR?

    Cashier:What, you gonna record it?

    Costumer:Ye, I got my dollar store camera ON.

    Manger:What’s the fucking situaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaetion?

    Costumer: What [1/2 second pause] the fuck [1/2 second pause] do you want?

    Manger:I’m the motherfucking MANAGER.

    Costumer:At the bread store?

    Manger: B̷̧̥̝̣̦̀͊͊͌͌̋̃͜ ̴̧̨̛̛̪̩̥͌̈̓̾͆̚̚͝R̷͖̱̍̅͊͗͋ ̶̧͇̱̘̗͖͙́̓ͅE̶̡̛͈̘̻̲͕̠͋͛́̃͒̋̈ͅ ̷̧̖͍̘͉͍̐̊̔͝A̶̡̻͍̣̗̓͌͆̇̊̈̒͘͘͝ ̶̳̤̫̼̝̮͉̹̾͜D̵͉̼̝͙̲͉̗̝̋̀̃́̅̾̿ͅ

    Costumer:Tell him [1s pause] to take [1s pause] the mothafuckin’ gluten [1s pause] OUT THE BREAD.

    Manger:I’mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can’t take shit out the bread.

    Costumer:Why put it in the first place?! I know y’all smoking that Pack.

    Cashier:We got crackers, no gluten

    Costumer:Fuck crackers

    Cashier:It’s gluten free. Do you want the gluten or Nah?

    Costumer:Hell no. You better take the gluten out that damn shit.

    Manger:Look, we’ve got whole wheat [1/2 second pause] gluten free, texas toast [1/2 second pause] gluten free, TORTILLA-

    Costumer:Fuck all that. What BITCH ASS country are y’all from… where they got this bullshit at?!

    Cashier:Florida.

    Costumer:I knew it

    Cashier:Look, you can either take this yeast, [pause] or i’m calling the police .

    Costumer:I’m going W E A S T .

    Manger:Nah, don’t call the police, I got a warrant…

    Costumer:Honestly fuck y’all, I ain’t see nobody act like this over no Bread

    Cashier::What [half second pause] the fuck [half second pause] are you sayin’?!

    Costumer:All I’m saying is fuck y’all’s bread. Fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers

    Cashier:But the crackers don’t have gluten-

    Costumer:I’ll take those

    Cashier:Okay that’s gonna be five-

    Costumer: Nah fuck that, I ain’t payin’!

    [Store door slams shut.]
    (Please do forgive me if I got some of the lines wrong, after like 15 mins I’ll post a update for who’s wanting what role.))

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    • Changed the manger line when he said: Look, you can either take this yeast, [pause] or i’m calling the police . it was the cashier line not manger.

      2021-04-12 19:36:06 UTC 1
    • I don’t know why i’m reading this with a country accent.

      2021-04-12 20:15:42 UTC 0
      • Replying to: ColloI don't know why i'm reading this with a country accent.

        Idk either.

        2021-04-12 20:19:21 UTC 1
  • Welcome to the bread bank we sell bread we sell loafs, bred on deck bread on the flo, TØŠTĘD.

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