Pinned by scarlett [dormant account] on 2022-09-06 01:11:26 UTC
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Cyberpunk 2077 if it was good
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Lizard Fact: I don’t have money but I will try to steal it.
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walmart has it for 39.99 so I’d recommend that
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Please do not steal or this cat 👆 will hunt you down and do police brutality.-
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I am going to steal that cat and you cannot stop me
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Give me a brief description of what it’s about and it’s mechanics.
I’ve been seeing a bunch of yters play it recently.
But never bothered to look at it-
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cat 🐈
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I’m in

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Yes
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Dogs are better
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Lizards are better
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Asked my cat if I should buy stray, she looked at the trailer then sneezed, I’ll take that as a no
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your cat is incorrect in this specific scenario
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My friends in discord says it’s a shit game, and they’re always wrong so this means I should buy it because it’s probably a good game anyways
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Sneezes are a sign of appreciation from animals, you need to relearn animal-latin.
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Bet you’re the type of person who will caress a cat’s belly if it lies down ( instant trip to the hospital guarenteed )
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Guess I’m a cat
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nice-
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Caught in 4K
Can relate-
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Uvalde, Texas
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Thought It was 75?
Huh, interesting
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it’s around 70%, not exactly
deepest apologies for this inconvenience from cat facts hq-
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How do you get a job there
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i own the cat facts company
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My cat is almost always awake even when I’m asleep, she bothers me through the night… I see her sleep like once a week. Is she an alien or a cat?
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Both
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what
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what don’t you get
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How tf did this make me hungry
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don’t eat a cat
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Too late man, I turned into a fish and ate a cat.

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damn it not again
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Hate when that happens
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Fish:”O how the tables have turned”
Get it cause cats like fish
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Cat Fact: Cat’s are Cat’s and my cat is very fuckin’ horny… I am not joking
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thanks for sharing
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Don’t thank me, thank R. Buddi for holdin’ me hostage-
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ok then
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WAIT I DIDN’T MEAN LITERALLY, HELP ME! HE Hefcnwq gy6uyuxjiasd;lasklujswuijhsdjdskscjnaznjixshbjnj
Sorry for that Inconvenience, I had to beat Logan’s ass again for taking all the takis
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convinced you’re a schizo
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Everyone is schizo someway somehow
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