“Ahoy Sponge boy me bob,I have overdosed on bath salts and I’m going to eat myself alive. Arg arg arg arg!”

-Mr Krabs

“Ohhhh dreeeaaaaammmm.” – BadBoyHalo.

“Ill have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.”

-big smoke, San Andreas

“YOU IMBECILE, YOU’VE DOOMED US ALL!”
– The Spy, Team Fortress 2

“I have a machine gun and a pulse, so that makes me your new best friend.”

-Annie,dead rising 3 cinematic trailer

“We don’t have uber in Winnipeg we have.. fuckin assrape idk-”

-Twomad