If you’re a Christian or just want to learn about Christianity, c’mon and join us. Just to let you know what I usually do, I post a Bible chapter every day at any time between 5 and 11 A.M. U.S. central time, but we don’t have to stop there. We can make animations together, share Christian songs, parodies, comedy, sermons, and whatever else you want.
Now, just because I’m a little more light-hearted than some Christians doesn’t mean that this is all going to be fun and games. As a Christian, I have a responsibility to call out the things that God disapproves of. Some of the conversations we have might get a little hairy, and that’s okay, as long as we abide by the site’s community guidelines. 😊 You may ask, “If your goal is to draw people into God’s kingdom, why are you calling out things that He disapproves of? Wouldn’t that, for one, push people away from God and, for another, get you into fights that you don’t want to be in?” I will answer the first question with these verses:
James 5:20
“Pay attention to yourselves! If your brother sins, rebuke him, and if he repents, forgive him”
Titus 2:15
“Let him know that whoever brings back a sinner from his wandering will save his soul from death and will cover a multitude of sins”
1 Timothy 5:20
“As for those who persist in sin, rebuke them in the presence of all, so that the rest may stand in fear”
2 Timothy 4:2
“Preach the Word; be prepared in season and out of season; correct, rebuke and encourage–with great patience and careful instruction”
Psalm 141:5
“Let a righteous man strike me â it is a kindness; let him rebuke me â it is oil for my head; let my head not refuse it”
Proverbs 9:8
“Do not rebuke mockers or they will hate you; rebuke the wise and they will love you”.
And for the second question, Christianity is a sacrifice. I will take on challenges as a Christian that I wouldn’t as a lukewarm Christian, an atheist, a Buddhist, a Muslim, a Jew, etc. And when I encounter those challenges, I have to put my faith in Yahweh above my feelings and desires. I’m not supposed to store up treasures here on Earth, but in the heavenly kingdom. In order to do that, I have to be inconvenienced and mocked, and I’m fine with that. I’ve chosen to give up everything I want for my God.
If I post anything on here that has anything to do with my opinion or interpretation of a situation, 9 times out of 10, it’s because that is my interpretation of the Bible. I believe that that everything in the Bible is objectively true, there’s just debates on how to INTERPRET said truth. I try my hardest not to let my worldview effect my biblical view, though, it may seep through.
If you’re curious about the name, I had to think of something, so I came up with “Pest” Control (as atheists seem to think that the way we communicate our religion to them is annoying, so they could see us as pests, and we are all in one group so that we can contain the Christian stuff mostly inside the group for “control”).
Before I edited the description of this group, it said: “We can brainstorm to find out more ways to win atheists over to Christ.” Since I typed that, my beliefs have changed slightly. I believe that, yes it is great to have atheists have a change of heart, that’s one of our biggest goals is to have more people up in heaven, but we shouldn’t be intentionally TRYING to change their religion (both because it pushes people away from the religion, and it’s just not what any human needs to do to another human). We need to be ourselves around them, have them see how we are as a person, how Christianity (even if they can’t identify it as that) affects us, and if they want to, change. And we should never, ever, push them to change; the Bible even tells us this. I have made this mistake for years, and to all of the atheists and people with other religious beliefs that I have hurt by doing this, I’m so unbelievably sorry.
Thank you for your time. Have a blessed and wonderful day!
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ââPsalms⏠â7:1â-âŹ17⏠âMSGâŹâŹ
[1-2] God! God! I am running to you for dear life; the chase is wild. If they catch me, Iâm finished: ripped to shreds by foes fierce as lions, dragged into the forest and left unlooked for, unremembered. [3-5] God, if Iâve done what they sayâ betrayed my friends, ripped off my enemiesâ If my hands are really that dirty, let them get me, walk all over me, leave me flat on my face in the dirt. [6-8] Stand up, God; pit your holy fury against my furious enemies. Wake up, God. My accusers have packed the courtroom; itâs judgment time. Take your place on the bench, reach for your gavel, throw out the false charges against me. Iâm ready, confident in your verdict: âInnocent.â [9-11a] Close the book on Evil, God, but publish your mandate for us. You get us ready for life: you probe for our soft spots, you knock off our rough edges. And Iâm feeling so fit, so safe: made right, kept right. God in solemn honor does things right, but his nerves are sandpapered raw. [11b-13] Nobody gets by with anything. God is already in actionâ Sword honed on his whetstone, bow strung, arrow on the string, Lethal weapons in hand, each arrow a flaming missile. [14] Look at that guy! He had sex with sin, heâs pregnant with evil. Oh, look! Heâs having the babyâa Lie-Baby! [15-16] See that man shoveling day after day, digging, then concealing, his man-trap down that lonely stretch of road? Go back and look againâyouâll see him in it headfirst, legs waving in the breeze. Thatâs what happens: mischief backfires; violence boomerangs. [17] Iâm thanking God, who makes things right. Iâm singing the fame of heaven-high God. -
ââPsalms⏠â6:1â-âŹ10⏠âMSGâŹâŹ
[1-2a] Please, God, no more yelling, no more trips to the woodshed. Treat me nice for a change; Iâm so starved for affection. [2b-3] Canât you see Iâm black-and-blue, beaten up badly in bones and soul? God, how long will it take for you to let up? [4-5] Break in, God, and break up this fight; if you love me at all, get me out of here. Iâm no good to you dead, am I? I canât sing in your choir if Iâm buried in some tomb! [6-7] Iâm tired of all thisâso tired. My bed has been floating forty days and nights On the flood of my tears. My mattress is soaked, soggy with tears. The sockets of my eyes are black holes; nearly blind, I squint and grope. [8-9] Get out of here, you Devilâs crew: at last God has heard my sobs. My requests have all been granted, my prayers are answered. [10] Cowards, my enemies disappear. Disgraced, they turn tail and run. -
ââPsalms⏠â5:1â-âŹ12⏠âMSGâŹâŹ
[1-3] Listen, God! Please, pay attention! Can you make sense of these ramblings, my groans and cries? King-God, I need your help. Every morning youâll hear me at it again. Every morning I lay out the pieces of my life on your altar and watch for fire to descend. [4-6] You donât socialize with Wicked, or invite Evil over as your houseguest. Hot-Air-Boaster collapses in front of you; you shake your head over Mischief-Maker. God destroys Lie-Speaker; Blood-Thirsty and Truth-Bender disgust you. [7-8] And here I am, your invited guestâ itâs incredible! I enter your house; here I am, prostrate in your inner sanctum, Waiting for directions to get me safely through enemy lines. [9-10] Every word they speak is a land mine; their lungs breathe out poison gas. Their throats are gaping graves, their tongues slick as mudslides. Pile on the guilt, God! Let their so-called wisdom wreck them. Kick them out! Theyâve had their chance. [11-12] But youâll welcome us with open arms when we run for cover to you. Let the party last all night! Stand guard over our celebration. You are famous, God, for welcoming God-seekers, for decking us out in delight. -
ââPsalms⏠â4:1â-âŹ8⏠âMSGâŹâŹ
[1] When I call, give me answers. God, take my side! Once, in a tight place, you gave me room; Now Iâm in trouble again: grace me! hear me! [2] You rabbleâhow long do I put up with your scorn? How long will you lust after lies? How long will you live crazed by illusion? [3] Look at this: look Who got picked by God! He listens the split second I call to him. [4-5] Complain if you must, but donât lash out. Keep your mouth shut, and let your heart do the talking. Build your case before God and wait for his verdict. [6-7a] Why is everyone hungry for more? âMore, more,â they say. âMore, more.â I have Godâs more-than-enough, More joy in one ordinary day [7b-8] Than they get in all their shopping sprees. At dayâs end Iâm ready for sound sleep, For you, God, have put my life back together. -
ââPsalms⏠â3:1â-âŹ8⏠âMSGâŹâŹ
[1-2] God! Look! Enemies past counting! Enemies sprouting like mushrooms, Mobs of them all around me, roaring their mockery: âHah! No help for him from God!â [3-4] But you, God, shield me on all sides; You ground my feet, you lift my head high; With all my might I shout up to God, His answers thunder from the holy mountain. [5-6] I stretch myself out. I sleep. Then Iâm up againârested, tall and steady, Fearless before the enemy mobs Coming at me from all sides. [7] Up, God! My God, help me! Slap their faces, First this cheek, then the other, Your fist hard in their teeth! [8] Real help comes from God. Your blessing clothes your people! -
ââPsalms⏠â2:1â-âŹ12⏠âMSGâŹâŹ
[1-6] Why the big noise, nations? Why the mean plots, peoples? Earth-leaders push for position, Demagogues and delegates meet for summit talks, The God-deniers, the Messiah-defiers: âLetâs get free of God! Cast loose from Messiah!â Heaven-throned God breaks out laughing. At first heâs amused at their presumption; Then he gets good and angry. Furiously, he shuts them up: âDonât you know thereâs a King in Zion? A coronation banquet Is spread for him on the holy summit.â [7-9] Let me tell you what God said next. He said, âYouâre my son, And today is your birthday. What do you want? Name it: Nations as a present? continents as a prize? You can command them all to dance for you, Or throw them out with tomorrowâs trash.â [10-12] So, rebel-kings, use your heads; Upstart-judges, learn your lesson: Worship God in adoring embrace, Celebrate in trembling awe. Kiss Messiah! Your very lives are in danger, you know; His anger is about to explode, But if you make a run for Godâyou wonât regret it! -
ââThis is the beginning of Psalms.
Psalms⏠â1:1â-âŹ6⏠âMSGâŹâŹ
[1] How well God must like youâ you donât walk in the ruts of those blind-as-bats, you donât stand with the good-for-nothings, you donât take your seat among the know-it-alls. [2-3] Instead you thrill to Godâs Word, you chew on Scripture day and night. Youâre a tree replanted in Eden, bearing fresh fruit every month, Never dropping a leaf, always in blossom. [4-5] Youâre not at all like the wicked, who are mere windblown dustâ Without defense in court, unfit company for innocent people. [6] God charts the road you take. The road they take leads to nowhere. -
And this is the end of Job. Tomorrow, we\’ll start on Psalms.
ââJob⏠â42:1â-âŹ17⏠âMSGâŹâŹ
[1-6] Job answered God: âIâm convinced: You can do anything and everything. Nothing and no one can upset your plans. You asked, âWho is this muddying the water, ignorantly confusing the issue, second-guessing my purposes?â I admit it. I was the one. I babbled on about things far beyond me, made small talk about wonders way over my head. You told me, âListen, and let me do the talking. Let me ask the questions. You give the answers.â I admit I once lived by rumors of you; now I have it all firsthandâfrom my own eyes and ears! Iâm sorryâforgive me. Iâll never do that again, I promise! Iâll never again live on crusts of hearsay, crumbs of rumor.â [7-8] After God had finished addressing Job, he turned to Eliphaz the Temanite and said, âIâve had it with you and your two friends. Iâm fed up! You havenât been honest either with me or about meânot the way my friend Job has. So hereâs what you must do. Take seven bulls and seven rams, and go to my friend Job. Sacrifice a burnt offering on your own behalf. My friend Job will pray for you, and I will accept his prayer. He will ask me not to treat you as you deserve for talking nonsense about me, and for not being honest with me, as he has.â [9] They did it. Eliphaz the Temanite, Bildad the Shuhite, and Zophar the Naamathite did what God commanded. And God accepted Jobâs prayer. [10-11] After Job had interceded for his friends, God restored his fortuneâand then doubled it! All his brothers and sisters and friends came to his house and celebrated. They told him how sorry they were, and consoled him for all the trouble God had brought him. Each of them brought generous housewarming gifts. [12-15] God blessed Jobâs later life even more than his earlier life. He ended up with fourteen thousand sheep, six thousand camels, one thousand teams of oxen, and one thousand donkeys. He also had seven sons and three daughters. He named the first daughter Dove, the second, Cinnamon, and the third, Darkeyes. There was not a woman in that country as beautiful as Jobâs daughters. Their father treated them as equals with their brothers, providing the same inheritance. [16-17] Job lived on another 140 years, living to see his children and grandchildrenâfour generations of them! Then he diedâan old man, a full life.-
bro am i gonna get hit with a copyright claim you really out here pirating the bible
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No, that award goes to the Pirate Bible.
https://piratebible.com/
(Terrible translation, they literally took an existing translation of the Bible and rewrote it in the type of language that was used by pirates (pretty much the same way that you can ask an AI to rewrite the lyrics of Apple Bottom Jeans in KJV style, just reverse))
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The names of Jobâs 3 daughters in the Message Bible are extremely out of place compared to names like Abbemalch and Methuselah so I checked a bunch of other versions and let me just say, one of these things are not like others. Technically, it could be a translation, like what was done for the names Jacob (the heel) and Esau (hairy) in Genesis, but it’s very random to do it for these names and not the hundreds of others.
GNV: Iemimah, Keziah, Keren-happuch
DRC1752: Dies, Cassia, Cornustibii
YLT: Jemima, Kezia, Keren-Happuch
KJVAAE: Jemi ‘ ma, Kezi ‘ a, Keren-hap ‘ puch
KJV: Jemima, Kezia, Keren-happuch
NKJV: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-Happuch
AMPC: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-happuch
AMP: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-happuch
ERV: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren Happuch
NIV: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-Happuch
NLT: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-happuch
ICB: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-Happuch
RSV: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-happuch
MSG: Dove, Cinnamon, Darkeyes
LEB: Jemimah, Keziah, Qeren-Happuch
LSB: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-happuch-
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New version suggested to me now included.
ââIyov (Job)⏠â42:14⏠âCJBâŹâŹ
[14] The first he named Yâmimah; the second, Kâtziâah; and the third, Keren-Hapukh.
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ââJob⏠â41:1â-âŹ34⏠âMSGâŹâŹ
[1-11] âOr can you pull in the sea beast, Leviathan, with a fly rod and stuff him in your creel? Can you lasso him with a rope, or snag him with an anchor? Will he beg you over and over for mercy, or flatter you with flowery speech? Will he apply for a job with you to run errands and serve you the rest of your life? Will you play with him as if he were a pet goldfish? Will you make him the mascot of the neighborhood children? Will you put him on display in the market and have shoppers haggle over the price? Could you shoot him full of arrows like a pin cushion, or drive harpoons into his huge head? If you so much as lay a hand on him, you wonât live to tell the story. What hope would you have with such a creature? Why, one look at him would do you in! If you canât hold your own against his glowering visage, how, then, do you expect to stand up to me? Who could confront me and get by with it? Iâm in charge of all thisâI run this universe! [12-17] âBut Iâve more to say about Leviathan, the sea beast, his enormous bulk, his beautiful shape. Who would even dream of piercing that tough skin or putting those jaws into bit and bridle? And who would dare knock at the door of his mouth filled with row upon row of fierce teeth? His pride is invincible; nothing can make a dent in that pride. Nothing can get through that proud skinâ impervious to weapons and weather, The thickest and toughest of hides, impenetrable! [18-34] âHe snorts and the world lights up with fire, he blinks and the dawn breaks. Comets pour out of his mouth, fireworks arc and branch. Smoke erupts from his nostrils like steam from a boiling pot. He blows and fires blaze; flames of fire stream from his mouth. All muscle he isâsheer and seamless muscle. To meet him is to dance with death. Sinewy and lithe, thereâs not a soft spot in his entire bodyâ As tough inside as out, rock-hard, invulnerable. Even angels run for cover when he surfaces, cowering before his tail-thrashing turbulence. Javelins bounce harmlessly off his hide, harpoons ricochet wildly. Iron bars are so much straw to him, bronze weapons beneath notice. Arrows donât even make him blink; bullets make no more impression than raindrops. A battle ax is nothing but a splinter of kindling; he treats a brandished harpoon as a joke. His belly is armor-plated, inexorableâ unstoppable as a barge. He roils deep ocean the way youâd boil water, he whips the sea like youâd whip an egg into batter. With a luminous trail stretching out behind him, you might think Ocean had grown a gray beard! Thereâs nothing on this earth quite like him, not an ounce of fear in that creature! He surveys all the high and mightyâ king of the ocean, king of the deep!â -
ââJob⏠â40:1â-âŹ24⏠âMSGâŹâŹ
[1-2] God then confronted Job directly: âNow what do you have to say for yourself? Are you going to haul me, the Mighty One, into court and press charges?â [3-5] Job answered: âIâm speechless, in aweâwords fail me. I should never have opened my mouth! Iâve talked too much, way too much. Iâm ready to shut up and listen.â [6-7] God addressed Job next from the eye of the storm, and this is what he said: âI have some more questions for you, and I want straight answers. [8-14] âDo you presume to tell me what Iâm doing wrong? Are you calling me a sinner so you can be a saint? Do you have an arm like my arm? Can you shout in thunder the way I can? Go ahead, show your stuff. Letâs see what youâre made of, what you can do. Unleash your outrage. Target the arrogant and lay them flat. Target the arrogant and bring them to their knees. Stop the wicked in their tracksâmake mincemeat of them! Dig a mass grave and dump them in itâ faceless corpses in an unmarked grave. Iâll gladly step aside and hand things over to youâ you can surely save yourself with no help from me! [15-24] âLook at the land beast, Behemoth. I created him as well as you. Grazing on grass, docile as a cowâ Just look at the strength of his back, the powerful muscles of his belly. His tail sways like a cedar in the wind; his huge legs are like beech trees. His skeleton is made of steel, every bone in his body hard as steel. Most magnificent of all my creatures, but I still lead him around like a lamb! The grass-covered hills serve him meals, while field mice frolic in his shadow. He takes afternoon naps under shade trees, cools himself in the reedy swamps, Lazily cool in the leafy shadows as the breeze moves through the willows. And when the river rages he doesnât budge, stolid and unperturbed even when the Jordan goes wild. But youâd never want him for a petâ youâd never be able to housebreak him!â-
I would love to go through the details of the Behemoth/Leviathan discussion with you guys, but I currently don’t have either the time or the energy (because I just got off work), so for now I’ll just leave this link here and you guys can check it out.
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ââJob⏠â39:1â-âŹ30⏠âMSGâŹâŹ
[1-4] âDo you know the month when mountain goats give birth? Have you ever watched a doe bear her fawn? Do you know how many months she is pregnant? Do you know the season of her delivery, when she crouches down and drops her offspring? Her young ones flourish and are soon on their own; they leave and donât come back. [5-8] âWho do you think set the wild donkey free, opened the corral gates and let him go? I gave him the whole wilderness to roam in, the rolling plains and wide-open places. He laughs at his city cousins, who are harnessed and harried. Heâs oblivious to the cries of teamsters. He grazes freely through the hills, nibbling anything thatâs green. [9-12] âWill the wild buffalo condescend to serve you, volunteer to spend the night in your barn? Can you imagine hitching your plow to a buffalo and getting him to till your fields? Heâs hugely strong, yes, but could you trust him, would you dare turn the job over to him? You wouldnât for a minute depend on him, would you, to do what you said when you said it? [13-18] âThe ostrich flaps her wings futilelyâ all those beautiful feathers, but useless! She lays her eggs on the hard ground, leaves them there in the dirt, exposed to the weather, Not caring that they might get stepped on and cracked or trampled by some wild animal. Sheâs negligent with her young, as if they werenât even hers. She cares nothing about anything. She wasnât created very smart, thatâs for sure, wasnât given her share of good sense. But when she runs, oh, how she runs, laughing, leaving horse and rider in the dust. [19-25] âAre you the one who gave the horse his prowess and adorned him with a shimmering mane? Did you create him to prance proudly and strike terror with his royal snorts? He paws the ground fiercely, eager and spirited, then charges into the fray. He laughs at danger, fearless, doesnât shy away from the sword. The banging and clanging of quiver and lance donât faze him. He quivers with excitement, and at the trumpet blast races off at a gallop. At the sound of the trumpet he neighs mightily, smelling the excitement of battle from a long way off, catching the rolling thunder of the war cries. [26-30] âWas it through your know-how that the hawk learned to fly, soaring effortlessly on thermal updrafts? Did you command the eagleâs flight, and teach her to build her nest in the heights, Perfectly at home on the high cliff face, invulnerable on pinnacle and crag? From her perch she searches for prey, spies it at a great distance. Her young gorge themselves on carrion; wherever thereâs a roadkill, youâll see her circling.â -
ââJob⏠â38:1â-âŹ41⏠âMSGâŹâŹ
[1-11] And now, finally, God answered Job from the eye of a violent storm. He said: âWhy do you confuse the issue? Why do you talk without knowing what youâre talking about? Pull yourself together, Job! Up on your feet! Stand tall! I have some questions for you, and I want some straight answers. Where were you when I created the earth? Tell me, since you know so much! Who decided on its size? Certainly youâll know that! Who came up with the blueprints and measurements? How was its foundation poured, and who set the cornerstone, While the morning stars sang in chorus and all the angels shouted praise? And who took charge of the ocean when it gushed forth like a baby from the womb? That was me! I wrapped it in soft clouds, and tucked it in safely at night. Then I made a playpen for it, a strong playpen so it couldnât run loose, And said, âStay here, this is your place. Your wild tantrums are confined to this place.â [12-15] âAnd have you ever ordered Morning, âGet up!â told Dawn, âGet to work!â So you could seize Earth like a blanket and shake out the wicked like cockroaches? As the sun brings everything to light, brings out all the colors and shapes, The cover of darkness is snatched from the wickedâ theyâre caught in the very act! [16-18] âHave you ever gotten to the true bottom of things, explored the labyrinthine caves of deep ocean? Do you know the first thing about death? Do you have one clue regarding deathâs dark mysteries? And do you have any idea how large this earth is? Speak up if you have even the beginning of an answer. [19-21] âDo you know where Light comes from and where Darkness lives So you can take them by the hand and lead them home when they get lost? Why, of course you know that. Youâve known them all your life, grown up in the same neighborhood with them! [22-30] âHave you ever traveled to where snow is made, seen the vault where hail is stockpiled, The arsenals of hail and snow that I keep in readiness for times of trouble and battle and war? Can you find your way to where lightning is launched, or to the place from which the wind blows? Who do you suppose carves canyons for the downpours of rain, and charts the route of thunderstorms That bring water to unvisited fields, deserts no one ever lays eyes on, Drenching the useless wastelands so theyâre carpeted with wildflowers and grass? And who do you think is the father of rain and dew, the mother of ice and frost? You donât for a minute imagine these marvels of weather just happen, do you? [31-33] âCan you catch the eye of the beautiful Pleiades sisters, or distract Orion from his hunt? Can you get Venus to look your way, or get the Great Bear and her cubs to come out and play? Do you know the first thing about the skyâs constellations and how they affect things on Earth? [34-35] âCan you get the attention of the clouds, and commission a shower of rain? Can you take charge of the lightning bolts and have them report to you for orders? [36-38] âWho do you think gave weather-wisdom to the ibis, and storm-savvy to the rooster? Does anyone know enough to number all the clouds or tip over the rain barrels of heaven When the earth is cracked and dry, the ground baked hard as a brick? [39-41] âCan you teach the lioness to stalk her prey and satisfy the appetite of her cubs As they crouch in their den, waiting hungrily in their cave? And who sets out food for the ravens when their young cry to God, fluttering about because they have no food?â -
ââJob⏠â37:1â-âŹ24⏠âMSGâŹâŹ
[1-13] âWhenever this happens, my heart stopsâ Iâm stunned, I canât catch my breath. Listen to it! Listen to his thunder, the rolling, rumbling thunder of his voice. He lets loose his lightnings from horizon to horizon, lighting up the earth from pole to pole. In their wake, the thunder echoes his voice, powerful and majestic. He lets out all the stops, he holds nothing back. No one can mistake that voiceâ His word thundering so wondrously, his mighty acts staggering our understanding. He orders the snow, âBlanket the earth!â and the rain, âSoak the whole countryside!â No one can escape the weatherâitâs there. And no one can escape from God. Wild animals take shelter, crawling into their dens, When blizzards roar out of the north and freezing rain crusts the land. Itâs Godâs breath that forms the ice, itâs Godâs breath that turns lakes and rivers solid. And yes, itâs God who fills clouds with rainwater and hurls lightning from them every which way. He puts them through their pacesâfirst this way, then thatâ commands them to do what he says all over the world. Whether for discipline or grace or extravagant love, he makes sure they make their mark. [14-18] âJob, are you listening? Have you noticed all this? Stop in your tracks! Take in Godâs miracle-wonders! Do you have any idea how God does it all, how he makes bright lightning from dark storms, How he piles up the cumulus cloudsâ all these miracle-wonders of a perfect Mind? Why, you donât even know how to keep cool on a sweltering hot day, So how could you even dream of making a dent in that hot-tin-roof sky? [19-22] âIf youâre so smart, give us a lesson in how to address God. Weâre in the dark and canât figure it out. Do you think Iâm dumb enough to challenge God? Wouldnât that just be asking for trouble? No one in his right mind stares straight at the sun on a clear and cloudless day. As gold comes from the northern mountains, so a terrible beauty streams from God. [23-24] âMighty God! Far beyond our reach! Unsurpassable in power and justice! Itâs unthinkable that heâd treat anyone unfairly. So bow to him in deep reverence, one and all! If youâre wise, youâll most certainly worship him.â -
ââJob⏠â36:1â-âŹ33⏠âMSGâŹâŹ
[1-4] Here Elihu took a deep breath, but kept going: âStay with me a little longer. Iâll convince you. Thereâs still more to be said on Godâs side. I learned all this firsthand from the Source; everything I know about justice I owe to my Maker himself. Trust me, Iâm giving you undiluted truth; believe me, I know these things inside and out. [5-15] âItâs true that God is all-powerful, but he doesnât bully innocent people. For the wicked, though, itâs a different storyâ he doesnât give them the time of day, but champions the rights of their victims. He never takes his eyes off the righteous; he honors them lavishly, promotes them endlessly. When things go badly, when affliction and suffering descend, God tells them where theyâve gone wrong, shows them how their pride has caused their trouble. He forces them to heed his warning, tells them they must repent of their bad life. If they obey and serve him, theyâll have a good, long life on easy street. But if they disobey, theyâll be cut down in their prime and never know the first thing about life. Angry people without God pile grievance upon grievance, always blaming others for their troubles. Living it up in sexual excesses, virility wasted, they die young. But those who learn from their suffering, God delivers from their suffering. [16-21] âOh, Job, donât you see how Godâs wooing you from the jaws of danger? How heâs drawing you into wide-open placesâ inviting you to feast at a table laden with blessings? And here you are laden with the guilt of the wicked, obsessed with putting the blame on God! Donât let your great riches mislead you; donât think you can bribe your way out of this. Did you plan to buy your way out of this? Not on your life! And donât think that night, when people sleep off their troubles, will bring you any relief. Above all, donât make things worse with more evilâ thatâs whatâs behind your suffering as it is! [22-25] âDo you have any idea how powerful God is? Have you ever heard of a teacher like him? Has anyone ever had to tell him what to do, or correct him, saying, âYou did that all wrong!â? Remember, then, to praise his workmanship, which is so often celebrated in song. Everybody sees it; nobody is too far away to see it. [26] âTake a long, hard look. See how great he isâinfinite, greater than anything you could ever imagine or figure out! [27-33] âHe pulls water up out of the sea, distills it, and fills up his rain-cloud cisterns. Then the skies open up and pour out soaking showers on everyone. Does anyone have the slightest idea how this happens? How he arranges the clouds, how he speaks in thunder? Just look at that lightning, his sky-filling light show illumining the dark depths of the sea! These are the symbols of his sovereignty, his generosity, his loving care. He hurls arrows of light, taking sure and accurate aim. The High God roars in the thunder, angry against evil.â - Load More



