KRANOS’ PINEAPPLE BURGERS
Here we serve anything you want… anything. For example, you want blueberry and chicken pie? Sure! Go ahead! A chicken stuffed inside a chicken? Hell yeah! Ofcourse you can have that.
All the plates are made out of either waffles, pancakes or a giant cookie. Yes, that right! You can eat the plates too!
(Also we do not serve salads or anything healthy…)
We have a lot of different types of meat such as:
Elk
Deer
Horse
Camel
Shark
Dolphin
Anaconda
Bat
Bison
Rattle snake
Puffer fish
Bear
Moose
Giraffe
Cougar
Alligator
Hyena
Human
Eagle
Orca
Weever fish
And many more!
We are open ever day! We also have an arcade and 10 claw machines that actually work! I’m actually surprised these things work….. but yeah. We serve everything here. So come on over to kranos’ pineapple burgers!
(Warning: most of the food here has a 99% chance of giving you a heart attack.)
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Restaurant has been shut down…
yes. no, not because I got sued by crocodii (what happened to him, anyway?)It was because of-
1. 90% of my customers getting food poisoning
2.a furry got cancer because of the pineapple pizza
3.some twitch thot’s stomach exploding
4.an Italian plumber getting strangled by fucking spaghettiand last but not least, the road kill I brought in turned out to be a zombie moose which ended up killing nearly all my customers….
FUCK!
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I never got those chips with ketchup…
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I love chips with ketchup
2021-02-03 21:04:53 UTC -
Get on it cuck
2021-02-03 21:21:14 UTC-
Replying to:restaurant has been closed due to people suffering from food poisoning, randomly getting cancer due to the food, parasites and spontaneously exploding….
Oh, also one of the roadkill I brought in turned out to be a zombie moose which ended up killing everyone. lol.
2021-02-03 21:34:35 UTC
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Ok i want a triple cheese and double bacon with pepsi and coke with a bunch o alligator meat
Extra spicy sauce on the meat alright?
Thanks
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@redhood here’s you soggy bread
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Thanks. I hate it
2020-11-09 06:06:47 UTC-
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That’s the point
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Ah yes, the worst thing I can think of
2020-11-09 07:08:49 UTC -
But why tho
2020-11-09 10:36:10 UTC-
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Because it’s the worst thing
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Get out of here now.
2020-11-09 11:23:14 UTC-
Replying to:Don’t blame me, blame redhood.
2020-11-09 14:57:18 UTC-
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Yes
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Both of you get out now.
2020-11-09 15:22:08 UTC-
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I don’t even like soggy bread
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Sure, sounds kind of sus to me.
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I tried it, it’s fucking awful
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I wonder if anyone likes soggy bread.
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Nobody does, RedHood is just on crack
2020-11-10 01:09:59 UTC-
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No, what if someone on Earth did I mean.
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@nonames0519 Here’s steak burger with extra cheese.
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Neat thanks
2020-11-09 06:01:10 UTC -
The only thing missing is nachos
2020-11-09 06:23:08 UTC -
you guys really serve everything.
2020-11-09 13:28:37 UTC
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Give me your orders bitches
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We all know how bad pineapple pizza is considered, well I order soggy bread
2020-11-09 05:13:07 UTC -
Gimme a steak burger with extra cheese
2020-11-09 05:20:51 UTC -
I want your vagina
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Hello mothafuckas, since I gave Crocodii admin on my discord server, i now work here again!
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I have given up figuring out this
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Oh fuck typo
2020-11-09 04:13:55 UTC-
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One letter does so much
2020-11-09 04:15:31 UTC
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Can I get a job here again as security?
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I will add any dead intruders to the refrigerator. If I haven’t eaten them already…
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Yes. As long as crocodii doesn’t find out-
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Um…. I was joking?
Plz have mercy-
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@kranos
can i get the human intestine-
Um… sure. If none of the bodies haven’t expired yet
2020-10-09 20:22:21 UTC
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Someone get me back in my dead corpse
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Wait, if kranos is still in jail, and I’m fired, who’s here to make food?
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Idk
2020-09-28 21:12:46 UTC -
Oh
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@eliteraptr
I\’M SO SORRY….
but you fired… forgive meh…-
Yes.. I guess
2020-09-28 20:52:36 UTC -
YOU CANT FIRE ME I QUIT
2020-09-28 21:10:31 UTC-
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Spino wait no!
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Why tho?
He killed me?-
Replying to:A dead man can’t work. Your fired.
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Im a ghost and I don’t work here
2020-09-29 15:41:22 UTC
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Am still waiting for chips with ketchup
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You ain’t gettin none nah jk
2020-09-28 04:09:58 UTC
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Final order
Mamoshi, here’s your Big Mac
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This is the perfect example of me when I erase my lines on my art project being like:Wait there’s a brighter white?
2020-09-28 03:19:03 UTC-
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Why do I talk about the minor details on a post
2020-09-28 03:20:25 UTC
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@giganshowaera here’s my arm
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So………. a jerky arm….
2020-09-28 02:14:13 UTC
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I shall sue you-
FU-
At least make one last meal
no
UWU
I will legitimately block you until you do
Yea
Make me some bread
Or tomato soup
..or cheese
Y’know what
Put it all together to make a pizza
an Italian plumber getting strangled by fucking spaghetti
[nintendo would like to know your location]
typical day in McDonald’s
This is normal
But the chicken and chocolate guitar was good though.