KRANOS’ PINEAPPLE BURGERS
Here we serve anything you want… anything. For example, you want blueberry and chicken pie? Sure! Go ahead! A chicken stuffed inside a chicken? Hell yeah! Ofcourse you can have that.
All the plates are made out of either waffles, pancakes or a giant cookie. Yes, that right! You can eat the plates too!
(Also we do not serve salads or anything healthy…)
We have a lot of different types of meat such as:
Elk
Deer
Horse
Camel
Shark
Dolphin
Anaconda
Bat
Bison
Rattle snake
Puffer fish
Bear
Moose
Giraffe
Cougar
Alligator
Hyena
Human
Eagle
Orca
Weever fish
And many more!
We are open ever day! We also have an arcade and 10 claw machines that actually work! I’m actually surprised these things work….. but yeah. We serve everything here. So come on over to kranos’ pineapple burgers!
(Warning: most of the food here has a 99% chance of giving you a heart attack.)
