Breaking news.

Developer of the popular animation website known as “Stick Nudes”, has been found to be holding several young children and teenagers in a warehouse in California. It was discovered when a heroic robber broke into the place to steal its valuables. He then promptly called the police to alert them of his shocking discovery. He saw children, as young as 5 years old, typing away to develop what appears to be a “Sprite Update”. Among the mix was his son known as “El Gigan Showa” hitting them with a whip to work faster. The police were incredibly thankful for this man, and all he asked was for the two youngest little girls to take home for his “personal endeavors”. The police eagerly handed them over. The selfless officers then ruthlessly beat Gigan, and then deported him to Mexico. Ralph himself is in police custody, and awaiting trial. His co-worker, Sean, was also arrested for having inappropriate relations with a wild kangaroo.