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banger
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this video is pretty cool (the song is pretty good too)
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new paramore album today, meaning i have to postpone my suicide again
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new paramore = new reason to postpone death
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made this because i was bored
the playlist is in no particular order
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4dCex94YEFIIog9dUoCvdD?si=tv7hWpPxS4qE4FQ5SET_dg -
REAL christmas music
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0GHaYZ4wcwv3wTNMrQO9jU?si=d7Gt9YJnSrGqqLuWf0LXRQ -
I know sonic soundtracks always go hard as fuck but DAMN
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I too enjoy Emos

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that’s an emu but the joke lands ig
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It’s my job to make dry ass jokes at this point
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And emu tried to kill me before as a child
That wasn’t fun
Now I have a deep hatred of them and shall become the Scrooge of emu day I guess (not really)
Although it is kinda funny how humans lost a war to them
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how unfortunate that it didn’t succeed
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Ikr
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EMU’S FOR LIFE!
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You were like a brother to me, gearhead
We always saw eye to eye
But now, we’ll have to see eye to die
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I was attacked by a peacock when i was young.
I hate peacocks-
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Help me in the war against birds
Together, we will be slightly less of a pathetic force
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It’s not a phase it’s a way of life
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how many people kill themselves today?
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Bruh what
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music was just invented today
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wtf is it tho
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art
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what is the art
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its abstract, it’s not supposed to be anything
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Looks like a nice accent to a room with similar colors like beige/white wood, light blue walls, red carpet
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Art moment :
Some old-ass artist says he’s dying ( but in a very cryptic and abstract way ), draws nonsensical paintings ( actually has schizophrenia but no one wants to admit it )
He dies and the painting gets sold to auction for 69420 zillion dollars, some dumbass actually buys it despite looking like a toddler’s drawing
Said dumbass sells it to another auction after regretting his purchase, also invents a legend about there being a curse on this painting because his wife had an affair with another guy
Another dumbass buys it for twice the price, keeps it until he’s dead then it gets re-sold to an auction for triple the price
Painting gets destroyed in a fire, now a scrap of it remains and it’s worth more than the entire painting for some reason
Someone actually bought it and disappoints his family ( was about to send his son to college but bought this thing instead )
The scrap gets eaten by the cousin’s baby during a visit, baby promptly dies because apparently the painting is cursed
Repeat
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the middle looks like a vagina
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This is just like me fr 🤞🤞
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