Stick News Network
Welcome to the Stick News Network, where we (milk drama) strive to bring you information and document community events and occurrences.
SNN Team
Infiniteguess -Journalist/News Reporter
Lemon -Management
MelodyMuse -Designer/Editor
Articles
For the convenience of not having to scroll to look for a certain article, SNN has hyperlinks to all of the previous articles, so if you would like to read about some old news or drama, here are all the more modern articles now preserved and ordered from Newest to Oldest. (We don’t talk about the old ones-)
2023:
Mr Random
Update Aftermath and Useful Adjustments
Sprite Update Release!!
Sprite Update Status
0 Days Without Nonsense/ Megaphone Drama
Progress Report
Weekly Recap x2
Weekly Recap: More Sprite Update News
SN.com’s Lag Incident; Refresh Results
2022:
The lol, jk Plague
Community Collaboration
SplashScreen and Sprite Update News, Again + SNN Ideas
Short Sprite Update Speculation
Fantastic Farce
Official Stick Nodes Treasure Trove Collab/Collab Winners
Invader Endures the Inevitable/Deadline Delay
Larry & Flame Drama/Treasure Trove Deadline
Non-Fungible Fradulence/Sprite Sneak Peek
Bunny Breakout
Ill-suited Individual/ItsYouAnims
Craz Conclusion
Religious Rave
2021:
Official Stick Nodes Christmas Collab/Collab Winners
The Phish Man
Christmas 2021 Collab Announcement/Appropriation Altercation
Calcium Contention
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Greetings, I have come to make an announcement.
My time is almost up, i will be departing September 24th.
Now this doesnt mean i am leaving, I’m only taking a break.
So i have come to ask if someone wanted to report news while I am gone.
(Not just anyone of course) Most likely someone from the Stick News Station Team.If you would like to, please step forward. I will let the audience make a decision on who should run this place.
Thank you for the support.
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Welcome back to another report from the Stick News Station. Due to lack of news the past weeks, this report is a little early. Not much content to be presented.. until now.
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ArcFi's Possible Return?The “Arcade Fighters” group has recently been active, since user soupmann has been posting what looks like to be “snippets of teasers” as soupmann stated. Many have been left confused as it wasnt fully elaborated on. Perhaps the project is coming back?
Gigan's Clown CultAs of lately, Gigan has started obsessing over Female Clowns, Specifically Pixipayasita. He has formed a group known as the Cute Clown Cult (CCC) and convinced users to join and like clowns as well. What could he be up to?
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It's always GiganEarlier this week, user MilkyMurderer made a post talking about how Gigan is viewed as a bad person, saying “He seems like a chill dude.”
Then things went a little wild in the comments, multiple people agreeing with this statement and others not so much. Most users say the only thing wrong are his inappropriate jokes, but others dont think they are just “jokes.” In conclusion, its up to you how you view someone else.
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Congratulaions to Darren Zcon Anims for their animation “Simon VS Ralph (Stick Nodes/Game Animation)” for reaching 4.5 stars and 420 clicks (nice)
Thats all for this week, hopefully we can get back on schedule, See you next time.
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mellow, your famous
2021-09-17 20:56:09 UTC -
I feel if not for drama
I’ll always be in the news because of the stupid event shit I do
2021-09-17 21:00:02 UTC-
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You look hotter then I remember tho…
I wonder why
2021-09-17 21:11:42 UTC-
Replying to:Yeah, me too
2021-09-17 21:18:53 UTC
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when infinite becomes red nose reindeer
2021-09-17 21:02:49 UTC-
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I was going for a clown but sure yeah i could for that
2021-09-17 21:05:37 UTC
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ngl this is actually a useful weekly or w/e news post
i actually learn shit about wtf is going on around here
2021-09-17 21:17:36 UTC
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Welcome to a test of this new Stick News implementation, “Short Report”
(This is only a test run to see how it would work.)Our first “report” is the recent rise of Gigan and his obsession over clown girls, affecting users and convincing them to also like them.
Here we have what he calls “Clown Waifu”
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He has also listed 20 reasons for why they are superior over every other type of women. He states they are “more understanding, more attractive than most average women, and that they are out of the norm, because it is not repetitive like most female trends.Also, because he said so.
This “Short Report” was brought to you by the Stick News Station.-
I fucking love this
And I love you now…
I’d love you more if you dressed up as a clown.. yknow-
2021-09-13 19:48:42 UTC-
Replying to:Consider it done.
2021-09-13 19:53:34 UTC
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waiting on the clown pfp’s
2021-09-13 21:15:41 UTC-
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Soon
I’ll start clown-ifying users as well
2021-09-13 21:21:39 UTC-
Replying to:Do it
You won’t-
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I’ll start with you bb
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Cool
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AnnouncementSo uhhh, no Stick News last week, whoopsie.
So i decided to try and add a small segment, when theres not really that much news to report or an emergency that cant wait, itll be a \”Short Report\”
Basically, Theres like a your average banner, and then we list off the 1 or 2 incidents that happened, so that we dont have to try and force a Stick News when we dont have enough content.
Should "Short Report" be implemented?
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16 votesLog in to vote!-
I’ll do the short report this time if you want
It’ll be about clown waifu
And why they’re better then almost anything else… except maybe tomboys , emos , goths , and all that jazz
Still , it’s a close fight
2021-09-13 19:14:32 UTC-
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Sure thing, lemme just get that clown beaner woman that you like and boom ez short report
2021-09-13 19:16:10 UTC-
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No news today?
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No
2021-09-04 20:10:22 UTC -
His eyebrows fade into blue
Blue hair mellow confirmed?
2021-09-04 20:21:16 UTC
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I wish the news team had more roles, like more reporters and cameramen and media Providers we also need the weatherman/ weatherwoman..
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User Banned
weathers would be interesting
2021-09-04 19:32:22 UTC-
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2021-09-04 19:33:54 UTC
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Bruh, why are people still posting in this group, please read the pinned comment
2021-09-04 19:43:07 UTC-
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Again, i have something that as to do with news, I’m thinking of more roles this is the only time I’m posting in this group.
2021-09-04 19:44:19 UTC-
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I believe You have to be apart of the group, for example me and mellow can post bc we are apart of the team
2021-09-04 19:46:50 UTC-
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Yes, exactly this
2021-09-04 19:47:16 UTC-
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Is this owner accepting any applications?
2021-09-04 19:48:30 UTC
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Welcome back to another report from the Stick News Station, we didnt have a lot to present this week, but news is news.
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Milky's Return
Recently, user milkymurderer returned to the site from a month long break, we would like to give you a warm welcome (It’s a little late but still)Update Info
Ralph announced the implementation of drop shadows to Stick Nodes.
He posted an example of this filter with the title “Fard”Thank you Ralph, very cool.
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StixFigurez’s M.A.P, Sugar Crash, has recieved 4 stars and a massive 1,101 clicks!
Congratulations to everyone who participated.That’s all for this week, see you next Saturday.
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User Banned
i just began to favourite the news
2021-09-04 17:13:19 UTC -
I should probably re-do the formal outfit lol for next stick news
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I’d love to just be seen doing something absolutely random in the background of one of these lel
2021-09-04 18:49:41 UTC-
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Sure ill do that
2021-09-04 19:46:00 UTC-
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If you want, I can send you Mellow for use
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Sure why not
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2021-09-04 20:33:56 UTC
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heey What\’s Up? New Here so uh yeah….
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Welcome!
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Cool. Nice to meet you, I’m Teo the Dan.
Lemme get you started on the common mistakes peeps make, and what to do:– Don’t smeckledorf
– Don’t be toxic
– Don’t chase clout
– don’t post unrelated stuff, or advertisements, in random groups
– no randomly @ing ralph, the developer
– no spamming
– yes, the splash screen contest is closed
– wait before you go making a sidebar or ad for a new group
– stay away from drama, meano users, and other controversyLooking forward to seeing what you do here!
2021-09-04 14:12:31 UTC-
Replying to:“Hey nice to meet you!”
lists 9 things not to do2021-09-04 14:18:24 UTC
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Oh yeah, I suggest not posting on Stick News either, as it’s only really meant for… well Stick News. Check the pinned post above for more information
Today is the day when it gets posted so I guess you should check it out when and if it’s here2021-09-04 14:17:59 UTC
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Please refrain from posting if you are not apart of the SNST (Stick News Station Team.) As seen in the description of the group.
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Ooh orange guess
Yes I’m just now seeing this
2021-08-31 18:13:16 UTC
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Beesechurger
Perhaps I could at least be a part of the team?
Do you think you can present news weekly?
Maybe, but I’d probably not be the best choice. Although I’m fairly active, I already got a lot on my plate.
Ight then
Chungus
I might be able to, I’m not sure though
If I do take this role, I’m going to have to get into how to properly present news, get images set up properly, make the usual image opener with the OC and all that jazz
That’s a role I’d be willing to take if I was ready
You know what? I think I can do this
With a few days of prep, research and getting bearings down (AND fixing Mellow up with a formal suit), I could probably get a post out by this Saturday
All I really need is just to be told the basics and how it should be set out, other than that I think I’m capable enough to do this
Ok then, i guess i could hand it over to you for a while
basically just make reports on different topics, its as simple as that.
Cheesebiscuit will deliver news on the alt.
Ill see how it goes
use previous posts as reference if you want.
Gotcha
Can I? I’m basically online every day to keep up my streak. The only drawback is that If there isn’t anything really going on, I might just forget to do it for that week.
Also the things mellow said above
I mean, im trying to look for someone experienced
Sure!
I mean, im trying to look for someone experienced
I am-
mmm
I’ll try to prove it to you.
ok then
i could handle it
I mean, im trying to look for someone experienced
im experienced
trust me, i write articles and stuff like that all the time
ok then
it aint gonna be my decision on who wins tho
ok
just gotta do somethin real quick then ill do it
Should I make a poll for this, to see who should take the helm for this group while you’re away? Or will you be handling that?
Or perhaps we should wait until everyone who wants to volunteer steps forward
yeah ill make a poll after theres no more people asking
Then, huh… See you when you feel like coming back then
Hope you have a good rest my dude
Unfortunately I’m no news reporter so I can’t step up to the task lol
Thanks
i guess we have
infinite guesses
to figure out who huh