(Doing this cuz I’m bored) Here you can just post any insanely wild stories hall have or js any funny story,Really it doesn’t matter.From almost dying in one story to dropping the tv remote onto your corn dog,you can post any real story of yours you’d like!
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I’m running out of interesting stories to talk abt so il rant.I love life.I love it’s beauty,the people that come into it and the people that have to leave,I love the bright blue sky and that sunshine that floods in through the windows,The gift of being a kid….
It’s all so beautiful
This life thats mine,forever suitable
That cool breeze,
Those bees in those trees,
It’s all amazing.
This bright blue sky,
Stars lighting up the night,
It’s beautiful.
Those friends I laugh with
That girl I wish I coulda kissed
It’s all so beautiful.
Anyways wtf am I talking about lmao -
Literally anything at lunch
There’s always some wild shit happening during that PD
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So uhh this isn’t recent but it happened on Thursday
Im on the bus home minding my business with my earbud on MAX volume cuz I wanted to zone out and do my own shit
Some dude apparently tells me too “move over [Friends name] needs to sit with you” but I heard “move over [fwieifhnds name] needs to get through so I scoot over
My fucking friend JUMPS OVER THE SEAT. She full ass body slammed my ass and I fell and I broke one of my earbuds 😭 she didn’t give af abt it lmao -
So guess what
This story ain’t rly mine as it didn’t happen to me,but my friend tells me some fuckass 8th grader came up to him and my other friend in gym,starts pressing them,and pushes the other friend.
Not soft either,the back of his head was bleeding and his skull was showing apparently…
And guess what?
THE FUCKING 8TH GRADER DIDNT GET IN TROUBLE. -
I had a pretty interesting day today
So 7th period we had a sub.This sub is known for being easily rebatable.So a couple of kids start doing just that! Some kid started using their phone(live in Texas,so that’s literally against the law) and the teacher hears the phone.That happens and the teacher still getting ragebaited,yknow.So then they call the teacher FUCKING GYPSY ROSE.I SHIT YOU NOT.So then the teacher gets fed up with them and tells a kid to run down and tell a admin.So then when he gets back he’s fucking TERRIFIED.In comes in a COP,THE PRINCIPAL,and another big guy.Literally the ENTIRE BACK of the class with all the bad kids gets snatched up.And yknow who didn’t have to go? The kid who ACTUALLY HAD THE PHONE.He didn’t get in trouble somehow(he did,but not like that) didn’t see them all after that.-
Also btw,me and another guy where back there too.If we didn’t move,we woulda been SCREWED.
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And I thought my fuckass class was insane enough holy shit
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It was utterly insane.
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Cause like bro
over in PA we just cant use our phones during school
I swear i see some 7th graders have they phone out
and once one of my friends phones (his mom wanted him to have his phone) fell on the floor, i picked it up.
THEN THIS FUCKASS RAGEBAITER SAID IT WAS MY PHONE
so i got mad
btw i get set off very easily irl
and uh iirc theres more phone stories form my school
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😭
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who calls the actual police on a CHILD over a PHONE and then takes EVERYONE EXCEPT THE GUY WITH THE PHONE
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On another note I actually had a goofy school story a couple days ago.
so we’re basically in a free-time class, right?
There’s an announcement, essentially calling everyone in my grade to the gym.
you wanna know what it was?
It was an assembly on why you need to eat.
they called us into the gym, out of an actual fun class, so that they could teach a bunch of borderline high schoolers why you need to eat food-
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bruh
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LMAO
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I can confirm I was there too Apparently it was because SOME KIDS didn’t want to eat food at lunch. JUST EAT YOUR FOOD.
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Cuz they didn’t know who had the phone lol
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so BRING ANOTHER TEACHER IN, NOT LAW ENFORCEMENT???
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it was lowkey stupid tho,it was a cop that always walks around school grounds cuz the school is horrible.
Some did also had to get a restraining order placed on them
I think they found cocaine here too-
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is your school arkham asylum dawg
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Apperantly
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Absolute phoenic middle school hell
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Might be
We have fun tho
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Pmo
Yesterday we were putting our dogs back in their cages(were they sleep in not evil) and my dog wasn’t budging when my mom was pushing them,My MOM accidentally shoves the dog off the couch,and then she starts yelling at me cuz of it.Keep in mind sure I was standing in front of the dog,BUT MY HAND HADNT EVEN MADE CONTACT WITH THE DOG LITERALLY DIDNT FEEL HER FUR ON MY HAND AT ALL.I got screamed at for doing literally nothing 😔-
She deadass said “I’m gonna pick the nearest person within my vicinity to blame” tf
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It pissed the shit out of me
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You need some one to talk to?
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I appreciate it,but I’m fine ;](right now)
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Aight
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type of person you cut off contact with the moment you turn 18
no but seriously that is like child level behavior from your mom-
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Ikr…
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Fr
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I’ve prob said this alr but I’m saying it again
Over spring break I went to Vancouver WA to visit family
So one of my cousins booked flights to PDX
The intended flight path was MDT (yes I am a keystone state person) ORD PDX
Some fucking how
She booked PWM…Portland, Maine.
Luckily, she caught that as we were landing
So we had to go to EWR THEN PDX
So now the flight path was
MDT ORD PWM EWR PDX
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So here’s a story
On July 4th a couple of years ago(I can’t remember the exact year possibly 2014 idfk) I was running with a sparkler in my hand,not looking where I was going js running looking at the sparkler.I ran head first into a tree. MY head was all bleeding and shit it was insane.I still have the scar on my head to this day,I’ve been called black Harry Potter sometimes 😭-
Wait yur black?
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I’m more like a…
ChArAmEl MaChIaTto
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LMAOOO
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Damn that’s just as bad as my stories. Must’ve hurt
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It did hurt loser x3
Although i lived in a very poor ass trailer at the time so they rlly used THE SHIRT I WAS STILL WEARING to slow down the bleeding 😭
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I got another story abt injuries, when I was 8 tho.
My dad, brother, and me were waiting for our mom to come out of work. We were heading to our favorite bakery, and me and my brother had to race (siblings ofc). This led to me jumping on a wall to beat him, slipping off, throwing me on the floor sliding (using my hand to cushion the fall), leaving a pebble stuck in my hand. I was crying so hard cause it was through the skin.
The scar is still there with all the skin bunched up around it.
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I went to a school that was racist to my race and everyone including teachers always picked on me to the point I had no friends. I made only one friend who was fake and got me in big trouble for such a tiny reason. My mom complained to the school and the system got fixed
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I tripped at a park once when running down a concrete ramp, I was 6 or smth.
Got a cut, scrape, and a gaping wound on my leg after that -
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