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Hola, bienvenido a sticknodes. La variedad de personas aquí habla inglés.

Me like most people prefers ketchup over mustard.
It has a wider variety to put stuff on than mustard. (for my tastebuds.)

You give one? that sucks. I give this:

Translation by appearance of what it looks like:

The last thing you\’d want in your made corn hot dog, is someone else\’s fingers! But as it turns out, that might be what you get! uh four changer uploaded a foot anonymously to the set cow case neg his fingers in a plastic bin of hot dogs, with the statement: \”this is the hot dogs you eat at miscellaneous hot dog stand.\” admittedly, his fingers gray, but that\’s even worse!

\”It can\’t fit..\”
\”Wait stop.\”
\”IT CAN\’T FIT.\”
\”YOUR GOAING UAP MY MAOUTH THROUAUGH MYAW-\”