Hey Daycore! Hey buddy, how’s my favorite little cuz doing? I hope you’re doing well! I haven’t been happier!

If you come back on an alt, I have a feeling that you’re somehow gonna find THIS particular post even if it’s been buried under everyone else’s. I know you search for these things. You keep coming back and responding specifically to posts where you’ve been talked about because you need something to be riled up over.

So I just wanted to say that I’m living maturely and happily sitting beneath a coconut tree and basking in the Hawaiian sun. I’m drinking from a coconut right now, and it is delicious. I wish my favorite little cuz (you) were here to enjoy this with me…