• Profile picture of 🏔️🌲Bootlegsnake🌲🏔️

    🏔️🌲Bootlegsnake🌲🏔️uc-voteruc-winner-lvl3featured-lvl1occifermaster-nodersubscribercrusader 2025-10-28 02:06:38 UTC

    👤 ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀ 👤
    Bootlegsnake.
    Entity documented by Dr Hill.
    🪐 ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ 🪐
    “612-WHRFAVN”
    🫆 ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ 🫆
    “Scout Orion”
    👽 ᴄʟᴀꜱꜱɪꜰɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ 👽
    Automaton
    🫀 ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴜꜱ 🫀
    Online
    🐣 ᴀɢᴇ 🐣
    Seven
    🦋 ꜰᴏʀᴍ 🦋
    Scout is a stylized humanoid robot. He sports an exceptionally wide and robust frame covered by a shell made from concentric layers of metal pipes. Curiously, he lacks a neck; his head floats above a circular base centered in his chest. Scout’s head lacks most facial features save for two triangular eyes and a small screen display intended to represent a jaw.
    📏 ʜᴇɪɢʜᴛ 📏
    6 foot
    (183 centimeters)
    🪨 ᴡᴇɪɢʜᴛ 🪨
    750 pounds
    (340 kilograms)
    💐 ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀɪꜱᴛɪᴄꜱ 💐
    Scout is whimsical and eccentric. “Radically content” is the most fitting description for his attitude. He has demonstrated utter indifference towards the state of the world he resides in, and complains that his greatest stresses are “running out of ideas for things to build” and “not having friends to share my awesome creations with.”
    💪 ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄᴀʟ ᴄᴀᴘᴀʙɪʟᴛɪᴇꜱ 💪
    Scout is immensely strong for his size. His maximum lifting capacity is estimated to be three U.S. tons (6000 pounds) (2722 kilograms).
    🧠 ᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʟ ᴄᴀᴘᴀʙɪʟᴛɪᴇꜱ 🧠
    Scout claims that he was once the greatest neuroscientist in America. When provided a paper I.Q test, Scout spent three hours covering the paper with accurate blueprints for various medical devices and a detailed diagram of the human brain. Besides those drawings, he left every answer blank.
    ✨ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟ ᴄᴀᴘᴀʙɪʟɪᴛɪᴇꜱ ✨
    Scout lacks supernatural abilities.
    ⛏️ ᴀᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱᴏʀɪᴇꜱ ⛏️
    Scout possess a tool he referred to as a “wrenchaxe,” which appears to be an oversized pipe wrench fitted with an axe head on the side opposite it’s mouth.
    Two screwdrivers, two needle nose pliers, two hammers, two Allen wrench sets, a tape measure, and a can of WD-40 are hidden in random pockets and compartments across his frame.
    📋 ʀᴏʟᴇꜱ 📋
    Scout claims that he must perform a monthly checkup with the company that built him.
    Additionally, Scout claims to have been a husband and a father once, but “not anymore.”
    👥 ᴀʟʟɪᴇꜱ 👥
    “Not anymore.”

    13