• Current review of the Desolate hope (so far)

    Gameplay:
    It’s a neat platformer, unlocking new upgrades with chips so we can get to more places and beat the shit out of viruses.
    Boss battles: its actually quite unique and I’m unsure if I’m able to explain it here.

    Lore:
    I forgor 💀

    Environments:
    The environments are really nice, my Favorite being Malwastes with the giant robot in the background plus the mining theme. Beta-grid 0.9 is a close-second, Miradmoore is definitely 3rd.

    Soundtrack:
    Bangers.. Bangers everywhere.
    The Menu makes me feel happy and sad at the same time.
    The Boss battle makes me ready to kick ass
    Viren makes me want to run from police in a stolen vehicle.

    Overall rating: 7.1/10 too much water

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    • Is that too much water thing a reference to something everyone in the world knows about except for me?

      2024-07-08 08:36:15 UTC 2
      • Replying to: 🏳️‍⚧️ EVIL Firedragon (still she/they)Is that too much water thing a reference to something everyo

        Pokemon ORAS Ign review

        2024-07-08 08:46:26 UTC 2
    • That’s a Scott Cawthon game right? I could recognize that style anywhere

      2024-07-08 08:41:48 UTC 3
      • Replying to: SillyDamonRosé(🟣🔪🐻🐥🦊🐰)That’s a Scott Cawthon game right? I could recognize that st

        Yep

        Scott cawthon
        The same guy who made Fnaf

        2024-07-08 08:42:15 UTC 4
    • I forgot to mention the day and night cycles woodside

      In the Night cycles there’s nothing to do except go outside and collect stuff to either upgrade the Derelicts or help you in the game like the Power cell which gives you 1 extra day and the Resource Capsule which gives you Bits so you can buy stuff.
      Malenz is upgraded by collecting Toys
      Mirad is upgraded by collecting Paintings
      Bio-beta is upgraded by collecting Clocks
      And Alphus is upgraded by collecting Snowglobes.

      During the Day cycles you can Enter the Derelicts simulations and try and hunt down the Viruses or collect a shit-ton of bits to buy extra boosters and upgrades. You can also access the Battle sim during the day, which makes you fight a Test dummy to get used to the controls of the Virus Battles

      2024-07-08 08:44:22 UTC 2
      • Replying to: TynamoI forgot to mention the day and night cycles woodside In t

        Oh yeah here’s how to unlock the really OP Amos
        Once you get all 6 items you can collect from the night cycles,
        Run to the far left and there should be a 7th item (its a Wrench) then Quickly Run back to the room that Amos is in, get close to the guy and there should be a pop-up mentioning a microchip, and then Amos will occasionally appear in battle

        2024-07-08 17:10:47 UTC 0
  • Replying to comment by: TynamoDesolate hope progress: Beat Puppeton 1.0 and 2.0 Fully kil

    Also the Battle themes for the Viruses and Viren are bangers

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  • Replying to comment by: Noob (Siren⋊)holy shore really!!!11!1 (idk where I found this but why not

    What the fuck is this

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  • Replying to comment by: ChrissharkT-90A (third remake) The T-90 is an improved tank from the

    Tonk

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  • Replying to comment by: 💀HØŁŁEY-ĴØŁŁY-FƯЯЯŸ-1997ÇƘ1500💀Hapy bday m8, hoop you age well 🙂 (This comment is not mea

    Grrr how dare you that\’s offensive in my state known as Ligma 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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  • Replying to comment by: 💀HØŁŁEY-ĴØŁŁY-FƯЯЯŸ-1997ÇƘ1500💀I've aged.
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    Aboutta do that in 7 days

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  • Replying to comment by: SillyWizard01this whole drama made me realise i have to revolutionize im

    Pepsi x tennis? PE-

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  • Replying to comment by: Ralph (Developer)i think i figured it out every time i go outside for the day

    Ralph logging onto the site:

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  • Replying to comment by: Stickguy@theunexposedentity why would you say "I feel so sigma" an

    I think we have to set the counter to -1 with the shit going on right now

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    34bokeron and Profile picture of TynamoTynamo are now friends 1 year, 11 months ago

  • Dear God what the FUCK HAPPENED HERE

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  • Desolate hope progress:

    Beat Puppeton 1.0 and 2.0
    Fully killed the Malwastes Virus (forgor name),
    Beat Viren 1.0
    Died 4 times to Viren 2.0
    Upgraded all the Derelicts to level 18
    Still died to Viren 2.0

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  • Replying to comment by: Tynamo7 days until I age again
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    I\’m a uhh Nocturnal EF5

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    Testica-

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