• Replying to comment by: dezwaynah she would date me because I'm cool and funny and not li

    *legit spits out tea*

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  • Replying to comment by: Masked boiUgh, your a Monster!

    I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I’ll feel like Godzilla
    Better hit the deck like the card dealer
    My whole squad’s in here, walking around the party
    A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby “The
    Brain” Heenan which is probably the
    Same reason I wrestle with mania
    Shady’s in this bitch, I’m posse’d up
    Consider it to cross me a costly mistake
    If they sleepin’ on me, the hoes better get insomnia
    Adhd, Hydroxycut
    Pass the Courvoisi’ (ayy, ayy)
    In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate
    Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday (ayy)
    This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-A
    Laughing all the way to the bank, I spray flames
    They cannot tame or placate the
    Monster (ayy)
    You get in my way, I’ma feed you to the monster (yeah)
    I’m normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (yeah)
    When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
    I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
    Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
    Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
    Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
    Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
    I’m just a product of Slick Rick and Onyx, told ’em, “Lick the balls”
    Had ’em just appalled at so many things that pissed ’em off
    It’s impossible to list ’em all
    And in the midst of all this
    I’m in a mental hospital with a crystal ball
    Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow?
    Risperdal, voices whisper
    My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn
    This is just the song to go ballistic on
    You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher
    I’m just a Loch Ness, the mythological
    Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka
    When you twist the top of the bottle, I’m a
    Monster (ayy)
    You get in my way, I’ma feed you to the monster (yeah)
    I’m normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (yeah)
    When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
    I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
    Godzilla, fire spitter, monster
    Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
    Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster
    Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet
    If you never gave a damn, raise your hand
    ‘Cause I’m about to set trip, vacation plans
    I’m on point like my index is, so all you will ever get is
    The motherfuckin’ finger (finger), prostate exam (‘xam)
    How can I have all these fans and perspire?
    Like a liar’s pants, I’m on fire
    And I got no plans to retire and I’m still the man you admire
    These chicks are spazzin’ out, I only get more handsome and flier
    I got ’em passin’ out like what you do when you hand someone flyers
    And what goes around comes around just like the blades on a chainsaw
    ‘Cause I caught the flap of my dollar stack right off the bat like a baseball
    Like Kid Ink, bitch, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy
    ‘Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (cheesecake) yeah
    Bitch, I’m a player, I’m too motherfuckin’ stingy for Cher
    Won’t even lend you an ear, ain’t even pretending to care
    But I tell a bitch I’ll marry her if she’ll bury her
    Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez
    Christian Rivera, ’cause my lyrics never sit well
    So they wanna give me the chair
    Like a paraplegic, and it’s scary, call it Harry Caray
    ‘Cause every Tom and Dick and Harry carry a Merriam motherfuckin’ dictionary
    Got ’em swearing up and down, they can’t spit, this shit’s hilarious
    It’s time to put these bitches in the obituary column
    We wouldn’t see eye to eye with a staring problem
    Get the shaft like a steering column (monster)
    Trigger happy, pack heat, but it’s black ink
    Evil half of the Bad Meets Evil
    That means take a back seat
    Take it back to Fat Petes with a maxi, single
    Look at my rap sheet, what attracts these people
    Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle
    I stack chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto
    Fill ’em with the venom and eliminate ’em
    Other words, I Minute Maid ’em
    I don’t wanna hurt ’em, but I did ’em in a fit of rage
    I’m murderin’ again, nobody will evade him
    Finna kill ’em and dump all the fuckin’ bodies in the lake
    Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade ’em
    And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
    But don’t nobody want it, but they’re gonna get it anyway
    ‘Cause I’m beginnin’ to feel like I’m mentally ill
    I’m Atilla, kill or be killed, I’m a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla
    You’re bringin’ the killer within me out of me
    You don’t want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me
    Or being the recievin’ end of me, what stupidity it’d be
    Every bit of me is the epitome of a spitter
    When I’m in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck
    Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
    A hunnid percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
    I’m ’bout to fuckin’ finish you bitch, I’m unfadable
    You wanna battle, I’m available, I’m blowin’ up like an inflatable
    I’m undebatable, I’m unavoidable, I’m unevadable
    I’m on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and I’m paid in full
    I’m not afraid to pull the
    Man, stop
    Look what I’m…[Read more]

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  • Replying to comment by: 🎄🏳️‍⚧️René (F)🏳️‍⚧️🎄Are you like still butt hurt over the Oc thing....

    Eh

    Not really

    I’ll stop using it once i make my new one but y’know

    Idc what u say in the first place so like

    Potāto
    Potáto

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  • Replying to comment by: Nubshaha so funny i forgot how to laugh

    Omg smae

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  • Replying to comment by: 🎄🏳️‍⚧️René (F)🏳️‍⚧️🎄...really

    Yep

    Ironic, right?

    Dum-dum, crash

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  • Replying to comment by: 🎄🏳️‍⚧️René (F)🏳️‍⚧️🎄😐

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  • Replying to comment by: guyOh my god, I remember this My 11 year old mind just explode

    Yes

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  • Replying to comment by: guyThat Guy looks like he's just had to go through the America

    You say that like you went to a private school or something

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  • Replying to comment by: 🎄🏳️‍⚧️René (F)🏳️‍⚧️🎄I'm banning you now

    Wait

    What

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  • Replying to comment by: 🎄🏳️‍⚧️René (F)🏳️‍⚧️🎄

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  • Replying to comment by: Davione day i'll make henry from bendy and the ink machine to v

    Actually hurting my head rn

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  • Ah, yes

    That guy’s first join pack

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    • Oh my god, I remember this

      My 11 year old mind just exploded when I saw the developer of the app say some 3 word response to this, and then I got like, 400 downloads, and let me tell you, my ego just BOOSTED.

      Nostalgia 100

      2020-12-03 01:58:47 UTC 4
      • Replying to: guyOh my god, I remember this My 11 year old mind just explode

        Yes

        2020-12-03 02:00:09 UTC 0
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