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New (probably joke if I’m being honest) character:
Kanisto Pürat (can-is-toe pure-at)
Probably most known for shouting “I AM KANISTO PÜRAT” in what humans would consider an italian/russian-ish accent in battle.
Can’t remember all species so uhh
Solarian?
Idk he’s just one crazy dude.




“Probably most known for shouting “I AM KANISTO PÜRAT” in what humans would consider an italian/russian-ish accent in battle”
epitaph, I invoke my supreme-admin rights to demand this character be in every episode
He’s the bad comic relief like Jar Jar
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No, oh no
NO
N O
N O O OO O O O O O O O
what would your reaction be if he did get in hypothetically
you’d look like you’re giving the order for an assassination covertly?
your point?
i’m scared
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I like it. The Solarian accent is closer to British English though but can be overridden by the fact that at least one of the billions and billions of Solarians would have a different accent
Yo también hermano
oh my god i thought you would despise it
also
I AM KANISTO PÜRAT
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That’s a pretty bad catchphrase. Characters like Albah Kreiek can get away with it cause when your full name is “Supreme Leader of the Union Albah Kreiek” cause just your name is threatening
i am aware its a horrid catchphrase
he is insane though, he doesn’t care for his own health or well-being, he just likes to laugh
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I can already tell he takes the good stuff
I’m scared but
Please elaborate.
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as in he’s a spice smuggler (and by spice i don’t mean the seasoning)
I – W A N T – A – D E A T H – S T A R
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you’ll get jack all at this rate
W0T
NO DEATH STAR?
ME ANGRY
perverted jokes galore
or maybe it’s a drug joke idk I’m too scared to ask for clarification
You mean he’s got weed?
not sure m8
rest of the lore is in epitaphs’ hands
except if he’s some sort of heavy pervert or drug-lord, kanisto ain’t that insane