So I’ve been playing through the Legend of Zelda Breath of the Willd on the WII U recently (so far I’ve managed to save 2 of the Divine Beasts and I’m approaching on the 3rd in the Gerudo Desert) and out of all of the enimies in the game; these, the Guardians are by far the most terrifying things I’ve faced by far. Just imagine it. You’re happily journeying through the lush green fields of Hyrule before you suddenly hear a fast and dramatic rush of pianos and a rod dot begins tracking your every move with pin-point precision as a mechanical monster the size of a house charges towards you charging up a beam of light to destroy you in one hit!
Every time i see these things my reaction is the same: audibly yell: “RRUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!” Before madly dashing away in terror, regardless of the fact that it is impossible to outrun these things, even on a horse