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@tenebrus1324 @mouser
GUYS, I DID IT! (that or i’m doing REALLY well)
okay so last time with the guy in my Maths class went pretty awfully but this time, I F**KING NAILED IT.
so there’s this guy i hadn’t that much of an affection for at first as i wouldn’t say he’s the most attractive person BUT i’d say it’s enough to work with. a few days ago i found out he’s one of the best players of Halo ON THE MOTHERF**KING PLANET, as in he does championships and everything. he’s also a furry who has a Fursona AND the best part is that he’s a really decent and friendly person.
today, i decided that maybe, just maybe i could tempt him and by god it was easy. we were sitting down in this fairly big room called ‘the hub’ which is basically the Media departments meet up room. i was there with a few people so whatever i did, i had to be discreet. he (for some random reason) decided to quote ‘man’s not hot’ from that cr**py song, the funny thing being that he’s 100% gay. after that, i simply said “i don’t think you can say that” which he laughed at. however, he said it again moments later, and again, and again as i said something a little more intimate every-time. unfortunately, we had to go into class.after class, i was about to walk down to the reception to wait for my dad to pick me up when i noticed he followed. he said that his bus is always really late so he decided to wait with me. i go into the reception and BOOM, no one is there, just me and him. we chatted for a bit, a little bit of naughty comments in there disguised to be jokes till i hit him with the kicker. in a lusty voice, i asked him “you like me don’t you?”. he looked quite enticed actually, replying with “what makes you say that”. during this snippet, he even stated i’d made him blush a little. so basically, i went from 0 to 100 in a matter of minutes like i was a freaking Succubus!
so i got his phone number and soon after my dad appeared to pick me up. i can bet that if this one random guy hadn’t appeared midway through conversation, i probably would’ve been on his lap by the end of it!
so tomorrow i’ll probably see him again and be able to flirt a little more with him.
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Speech 100 bro.
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Are you gay?
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Yeah I’m bi
Well u did it m8 thats a score for u
AYE YOU DID IT!!!
Congrats m8!
I hope it goes well!
Also, you should get discord
Good job,mate!🏳️🌈🇦🇮🇦🇺🇧🇲🇻🇬🇮🇴🇰🇾🇨🇰🇫🇰🇫🇯🇲🇸🇳🇿🇵🇳🇬🇸🇹🇨
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I just gotta do those final steps now but it should be easy as I’ve already seduced him
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Okay cool, hope all goes well!
Dayum, you lucky b**ch, why does no one like me?
;•;
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It took me 10 years to find ANYONE
Well, no offense, but I know few people who are into bisexual furrys.
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Well the guy himself is a gay furry who loves Halo So we kinda fitted together perfectly
I understand.
But not finding someone for ten years is understandable, assuming the way people act nowadays.
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Nay, he’s one of the top players on Halo 5 on THE PLANET
Send a pic
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@auto-angel I don’t have one
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Well this guy’s never had a relationship in his life. The luck he’s had of having some femenine ladyboy with a nice ass to suddenly come up to him and start seductivly talking to him is pretty ridiculous!
Dang, he must of been like:
“Darn, dating and finding love is way easier then my parents made me think!”
Send me a pic of yourself, I meant. (You don’t have to, obviously)
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@auto-angel when you say you want a pic of me, in what way are you meaning?
I mean a picture so that I know what you look like, to put a face with your personality
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@auto-angel I’d rather stay anonymous
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Well he’s taller than i am (then again everyone is). He’s kinda average width. His face is kinda spotty unfortunately but nothing a bit of Exfoliator won’t handle. His lips are a little odd as they’re quite large and the top lip is perked up a bit. He also has this odd habit of pulling a smile pretty much everytime you say a word to him. While he may not be any supermodel, his EXTREMELY nice personality makes up for it, that and the fact that he’s more of a submissive person boosting my dominant stats by +10.
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Oh, i use a £14 Samsung flip up phone, it uses O2
Good job Mate, hopefully you won’t be a virgin anymore before or after Christmas break
CONGRATULATIONS EPITAPH !!!!!!
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(Again with the dot, dot, dots)
What are you suggesting?
Wait wait wait wait…
U gay?
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Yeah, bisexual to be precise (so I’m into guys AND girls).