I don’t know why people say it exploded. It just caught fire. If it exploded. The problem would be a whole lot worse. I forgot about the Note 7 joke because it died about a year ago.

What’s the birch torture method?

That would be expensive. Why not a note 8? Note 8 is as godlike as my tablet.

That’s definetly not enough.

Sounds intimidating.

So not enough money?

Earning big money?

No pepper.