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WANNABE OUTLAW’S ZOO TRIP
Believe it or not, i also do fun stuff from time to time, including: going to the Zoo.
Here’s some pictures, check them out.
Capybaras

I love these guys, they look like coconuts.Capy/bara
Deers

I like them too, especially since you could feed them, however i hate that one anime with the deer girl.Fuck you/Shikanoko
Gorilla

I hope they perform feel good inc nextooo/aaa
Wolf

They look like dogs and i love that.Aw/oooo
Bear

Is this graduation by Kanye West???That’s enough Mr. West/No more today.
Crocodille

So, little known fun fact is that i actually love Crocodilles, i love watching those old school 1990’s-2010’s Natural Geographic documentaries.
If i wasnt an outlaw, i’d probably be a scalie with a crocodille Oc or something.🐊/10
Rattlesnake

I liked the display because it looked like the Wild West, but he didnt have a tail MG.No!/That is NOT solid snake!
Lizard

Im 90% sure this guy was dead.Rest/Peace
Monkey

This motherfucker straight up posed for the pic.Rise/Apes
Pih

Shortly after this picture was taken, he proceeded to take a shit, and eat it.All animals are equal/some are more equal than others.
Kangaroo

Oi yeah g’day mate may ye spare sum vegimate wanka🇦🇺/🦘
Manatee

Did you know people also call them “sea cows”? Hah.M/ooo
Fish…?

We got attacked by a shark.0/10
Buffalo

I liked them, but i dont see how people would be willing to get billed for a show of these.10.0000 Buffalo were killed in the westward expansion to starve the natives into reserves/10




Cat pee bar uh
bro those monkeys are chilling way too hard
Is that solid snake
Time to reverse engineer the code of these photos and analyze all zoos within the USA to track this particular zoo and by proxy, find out your general living area for no particular reason at all whatsoever…
Have fun, there’s a reason the text is in spanish.
I have google translate on my side and I don’t care if it’s not even 2% accurate to actual non-english languages spoken
