Guys, if you live in any modern country, I know you have this problem ( mainly in asia )

I wanna spread the message of clickbaits

So it was a peaceful day while I was driccing my cOke and when I came across a bright-sidey looking ad

Im like : what in the world is this non sense ?

So if I was to translate it, it would literally be:

NEW : HOW TO REDUCE YOUR WEIGHT BY 30 KILO ON 1 WEEK ( FAST AND EASY )

so the ad shows a big click-baitey image of a stomach cut sideways showing some kind of yellow sponge thingy in the front

Im so triggered I decided to sue the guy who made this

I really did.

And google just barks at me sarcastic things they shouldnt be

And when they asked me ” we have many problems, we can’t solve them all, do know a method to do them all in one place do you ?”

When I wrote the reply, I sounded like I was a thousand years old

” mister, if you don’t wanna have problem, then ITS TO NOT HAVE PROBLEMS ”

After that, google immediatly did to my request and banned that stupid hoe outta internet’s territory

So basically the clickbaiter’s name is ” fit life ” ( in my country language of course )

And she just got banned ( she’s a girl )

I really hope I don’t appear on the news.

But the web is full of stuff, the journalists prolly won’t find anything, but if they do, I am gonna be just a speck of dust the day after the news got realeased.

@ralph

T’was about to write fix the submit not gettinf submitted and balabalabala

I submitted a stickfigure

* clicks Gmail icon *

It works automatically

I was like : FUUUUUUUUUUU

And my meat is still like

Me : * sees no animation with no opacity fade-away body ( in a nutshell, ultra instinct ) *

Lets make one !

My meat :