epic larry lore post: unnamed series: DEVIL NET SAGA edition.

so there’s a part of the world (mind you this earth is 4x larger than our earth) that’s home to a fleshy abomination.
A.K.A. a corpse of a colossal thing.
people discovered that there were precious minerals in there.
so they did the logical thing.

turn the corpse into a flesh mine.

now mind you this idea was made from a stupid idea i had while playing starbound.

but anyways…

so people go in with chainsaws and explosives. and they find the minerals n stuff.
now this is gross… but it’s not that mild.
but i’m not just any man.
i’m larryman mother fucker.
and because i’m larryman, the fucker of mothers.
the giant corpse.
it’s alive! (somewhat).
and boy does it absolutely H A T E us!
so sometimes it might kill a unfortunate mine worker by means of:
kaori’s death from AKIRA.
acid.
bone spike.
horrid parasitic abominations.
assimilation.
big scream so powerful it ruptures hearts and lungs.
and many other ways to kick the bucket!

isn’t that fun.
imagine being that creature.
your almost dead.
and what equates to ants cut you open to take some random rocks in you.

wonderful!

anyways that all for unnamed series: DEVIL NET SAGA.

maybe next time i’ll talk about the overseers.
or!
maybe not…

peace