it’s the terrible no good very bad day on the 4th of august.
the only upside is that i’ll uhhhhhhhh
i dunno be able to legally drink i guess.

that’s it really

epic larry idea repost time:
so i had this dream
with this thing called the expanse
and from what i remember
the trees had eyes and there were giant boars
very generic
so let\’s make it not that
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earlier i had the idea of the eyes actually being fruits that are in the trees themselves cause the branches are damn near impossible to climb on except for birds
so like
evolution and stuff made the tree start growing it\’s fruits inside itself so that the smaller critters can eat them and further spread the trees
and the boars
well uhhh
………
well come back to them later
so the whole gimmick with the expanse is it\’s set in idk like apocalyptical fantasy setting idk
and it\’s on the outskirts of the mainlands
it\’s residents all have white skin cause of the natural mutations the expanse has
there kinda like elves
but i hate elves so there just mutated people
but that\’s irrelevent
so the leaders of this land
there\’s actually 3
one of them is this guy
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that\’s the end of my whole idea thing

i was gonna post a comic but i don\’t think anyone would ever respect me again if i did.

so instead i\’m doing this

larlotime:
psychic powers are a thing in like 2 of the larry series.

but i\’m gonna talk about the one that is more developed.
AKA \”fighting game\” series.

there kinda like the anime concept of ki.
y\’know, goku and ryu street fighter sorta business.

except here\’s the thing…

psi powers are reeeeeeaaaaal taxing on one\’s health

like if you wanna do go around throwing \”hah-doh-kens\”
be prepared to have a massive migraine the moment you pull like 5.
and if you wanna be a real DBZ and shoot a Reeeeeally big beam and vaporize people well…

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░█─░█ ░█▀▀▀ ░█▄▄█ ░█─░█
░█▄▄▀ ░█▄▄▄ ░█─░█ ░█▄▄▀

no way around it, your brain (and body to an extent) just can\’t handle the sheer force to keep it up and you inevitably croak.

\’course there\’s ways around this,there\’s always the generic \”train your mind\” type stuff. but one of the simpler ways is to just, shoot fingor lazers.

like Bald Green goku from the goku anime.

not only won\’t you fall dead after 2 seconds, but it\’ll pierce right though soft material.
I.E: the guy you just murdered with your sweet lazors.
or you could just.. y\’know…
go around throwing \”hah-doh-kens\”
ok that\’s it bye

larry lore time:
larry lore time:
today we’ll talk about the good ol M bison expy…moltov

moltov is basically the main big bad (unless stated otherwise) of the unnamed series A.K.A devil net.

he was a russian kgb soldier who was very evil and murderous.
y’know, the type of guy to commit alotta war crimes.
Anyways the Russian military found this out and decided to kill him by firing squad.

it didn’t kill him.

so instead they used him for their evil and dastardly experiments with psychokinesis.
some where in this he died, and so they dumped his body in a river…
unbenounced to them moltov was actually still alive… in his mind WOAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
his pure evil emotions carried him though the years until he finally awoke in the 20th century (as an oni of course)

so he secluded himself in a cave near a small rural town, strengthening his psy powers for 10 years, by eviserating small animals and lifting rocks with his mind.

eventually he moved on to big animals… then people…
eventually in 2011 he decided to make the ultimate army, so he invaded a random scientists lab (who was studying cloning), forced him to work for him, then used his psychokinesis to make a MASSIVE REPLICA OF THE STATUE OF DAVID WHICH WAS ALSO A BASE AND A GIANT MECH, cause i mean why not?
the base/mech was also like, the size of the Burj Khalifa.

so some other less important stuff happend until 2017, when he decided to kidnap 4 random people, turn them into cyborg super soldiers, then try and 100% clone himself (as oppose to the 25% clones of himself which didn’t have his psy powers or personality)

as so… here we are…
who knew a rando military man would become the most evil man in history?
oh and here’s an image of him and his goons… i’ve only made 1… whoops…

epic lore time:
uhhhhhhhhhh
let\’s talk about spectre Q

he is the smt protag of this romp
and he doesn\’t speak alot.
not from some dumb bullshit reason like child hood trauma or such.
nah he just can\’t be bothered to utter words longer than 2 sentances.

also he has some sweet tribal tattoos (that only show up on him during a new or full moon) which allows him to travel though telephone connections (he can do this anytime though), ghost trick style.

as for the people he knows. well you know, he\’s kinda a shady individual, i mean being a dude who kills demons for a living would probably warrent that (or not who knows) so it\’s mostly black market connections.
but he does have like, 2 other people working with him:
uhhhhhhh there\’s verinka.
(russian wolf lady (i kinda forgot she was russian sometimes whoops!))
and dante
(blue man)
i can\’t be bothered to write anything else
so uhhhhhhhh

you do it.

ok bye

larry lore time

larry lore time
Oni:
an oni was an idea i had at an unspecified time.

if someone dies, but has some really powerfull emotions to the point even in death they still feel it. then they will comeback as an oni,
but not before getting somewhat disfigured in the facial area,
maybe their limbs and body will also elongate or delongate.
this is painless by the way.
and then their back from the dead

of course there are a few quirks aside from the deformation.
your skin turns blue, your hair turns blond and your eyes lose their pupils.

and then your ready to go back into the world of the living, as a technical zombie.

most countries allow oni unless they were criminals in which case they kill them again ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
except for places where there slaves.
i mean, they don\’t need to eat and drink as much as normal people and manimals do.
on the topic of needs they don\’t feel any effects from drugs or alcohol and they can go 1 week without water and 2 without food.
as for sleep, some reason this is unaffected.

that\’s all i can think of ok bye

scary monkey videos in 4k do not watch

epic larry lore dump time:
the infinite army\’s base of operations is what equates to a giant mecha that looks like a marble statue. it\’s about the size of the burj kalifa and a quarter of the empire state building.
as for weapons
well it\’s got…
a giant \”fuck off\” laser gun.
like way too many anti air guns.
and laser finger tips.

yay