I\’ll believe in aliens when we have proof they don\’t wanna visit us

Jade\’s Randomness Level:

Coll or Collision or Cock or whatever I will call you, My dreams are more absurd because they just happen. No lore behind them, Just absurdity…

I win

Bro how is that as absurd as my dream?

Your dreams are normal compared to mine

I remember when I had a dream where me and me family enter disney land, enter some sour patch lookin\’ ass water-esc slide that has a pool full of sour patch lookin\’ cotton balls and then all the sudden we\’re in a rainy night in fucking Ninjago where the Ninja\’s have fend off against an orange obsidian lookin\’ creature and then we enter back to the real world… and that\’s where my dream ends