Not bad at all.

A MASTERPIECE YOU PATHETICALLY BLIND MONKE!

One day, Coll Invited Gigan to a meeting where they’d discuss the Internet trying to steal Geygan’s Clown Milf who is probably a figment of his Imagination. Coll asked Gigan If he has a plan on these weird fucks trying to take her away to which he responded with “I’m gonna bite their cocks off!”.

And then out of nowhere, Ceckmon appeared out of thin air. “Oh, The Bitch. What the hell you doing here?” Geygan asked with Coll looking in confusion. “You assaulted me back in World War II Bitch!” Kaimun stated. Gigan then remembered what he was talking about. Back in the great World Fuck War II, Gigan and Cocknamly were playing Super Drunk Assholes 3: Bowsers Cum on the Nazitendo 666, Gigan had lost to Noodle Boi since he was rather reckless and egotistical. Abnomaly was celebrating once more before Googis attacked the Duck for having a better gaming chair. Anomaly was forever traumatized while Geygan felt all high and mighty because of this, He even did the same to other users, Including his dad which would be Ralph. Surprisngly, He wasn’t punished for this though that was probably because Giganonan paid Sean Bobux.

Back in the present, Ceckman presented a Pipebomb which he stole from billow just days prior and then BOOM! Turns out, Caiman framed the Internet and It was he who stole the Clown Milf of Gigan’s Life! He then presented a deal.
“Let’s settle this. We play a game of Super Drunk Bros 4 Deluxe! Only this time, We only have one round. One mess up and the person who didn’t mess up wins. Basically, If you lose, I kill her on the spot! If you win, I’ll get the Internet to back off and I’ll gladly give her back. If Coll Intervenes, She’ll die!”

Gigan did not want to see her die nor would he turn down a game of this magnitude. It was now or never, He’d also look like a coward If he didn’t accept. So he gave an answer! “I’ll play your gey game, Now shut the fuck up you ugly excuse of a lizard fetus!” Soon, the PS666 was set up and Gigan requested Cock to Inspect the P.P.S.666. “It hasn’t been tampered with, You’re good to go.” Bock said. “Let the game begin Googan.” Ceckman said. The Game Itself was Intense, It didn’t help that It was on Doom Eternal Difficulty and that they had literal seconds to beat each minigame, Gigan almost lost since while he wasn’t entirely that, He was still All-Talk, No-Cattle. However, He did learn a few tricks. Like exploiting Roblox Code to allow him to gain an upper-hand job. Panomaly however knew this and wasn’t gonna allow that to stop him, He also exploited Minecraft Code just to spite him and to also get an advantage. It eventually came down to the final minigame, Name The Cursed Kids Boardgame.

Cooman and Geygon were overwhelmed and tried to keep on top of one another. Once the final round was reached, It came down to pure knowledge and Intellect. Cookmonger saw the boardgame and said “Monkey Simulator”, Got It wrong! However, He believed that Gigan’s Ignorance would be his downfall. Gigan took a few seconds and then stated “The game is Battleshit!”… He got It right.

Conman was shocked and sadly, Gigan had won. He roared in victory. Canomaly was generous and stayed true to his deal, He got the Internet to back off and gave him his clown milf back. As he left the house, He chuckled. He’d get back at Gigan… Sooner or later.

Welcome to the club

Yo can you cut down on the amount, I gotta get some more storage bruv

Amogus but even further

He deserted us.

OH SHIT-