Tempted to do more of these lol

Number 11: BuffMommyFucker6969

The last thing you’d want is your mother to be killed after hearing weird clapping at her room at night but sadly for us all, This could be what you get. BuffMommyFucker6969 or simply BMF6969 seems to be any other muscular person but little do we know, He is actually the ultimate, self-proclaimed “Motherfucker”. According to the myths, He was a war veteran with a love for moms and one day, found the perfect match. However, A Tragedy occured when the chicken was overcooked. During the session, He sadly killed his partner and vowed to fuck all the moms and then kill his past self. This myth has been used to poke fun at the cliche-type of OC’s of the Internet, however, people who perform such actions are never heard from again.

I say If I see him, I’d kill my mother so that he wouldn’t get the pleasure of fucking her. That way, I don’t have him as a father.