Number 12: Smart Dog Nuclear Attack

The one thing people wish for most is a super smart dog that can talk, however, that might not be such a good Idea. One day, A man left his computer unattended and had to take a piss. When he returned, He saw his Pomeranian who we shall refer to as Koda on his computer. Once he moved him, He noticed codes that have been confirmed to lead to the launch of many Nuclear Missles despite Koda constantly characterizing himself as the “Baby Jesus” aka an Innocent Puppy. Now many countries have been nuked and destroyed because of this massive betrayal.

I say If I see that dog, I’d say my prayers and then try to eat It. Hopefully It works.