• Replying to comment by: willowyou should be more concerned about the fact that im an omnip

    Why should I be concerned that you’re an Omnipotent 2’2″ Toddler?

    I’m scared shitless of my own OC R. Buddi since he has what I like to call Online Roleplay Logic

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  • Number 15: Twerking Chicken

    The Twerking Chicken tries to give you a boner until your balls bust.
    Here he is doing the Fuckle Knuckle, The Fuckle Knuckle is his ultimate move. Right here, He’s doing the Foglin Goggalon, The Foglin Goggalon will also make your boner fall off but not only that, he also does this move to try and make you just fuck him.

    I say If I see that damn thing in my kitchen, I’d fuck It wasn’t just a fucking white thing.

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    • Ground me if you want, no-one can unfuck the thanksgiving turkey

      2022-06-02 02:02:07 UTC 2
      • Replying to: vuiceGround me if you want, no-one can unfuck the thanksgiving tu

        I won’t because that is truth right there

        2022-06-02 02:05:05 UTC 1
  • Replying to comment by: willow

    … Do you even know some of the most baby basic shit ever… like the alphabet? how to walk? how to type? If not then… how are you even doing any of this?

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  • Replying to comment by: willow

    Can you at least count to 2?

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  • Replying to comment by: JackFlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utTL-9kUTuI

    *Cries*
    Why must there always be something way too beautiful for my pathetic goji-eyes to comprehend?

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  • Replying to comment by: SwiftWall of text.

    Ball of text.

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  • Replying to comment by: SwiftI did you one better.

    No I am still better!

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  • Replying to comment by: SwiftTHE OPENING (al-Fatihah) 1. In the name of Allah, the Gracio

    What is this, Church?

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  • Replying to comment by: SwiftAlso ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄

    D i e

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  • Replying to comment by: anomalyBut you are him. How are you going to summon yourself?

    bc I said so

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  • Replying to comment by: BooMerPart 1 for the New collab is out! https://youtu.

    POV: You\’re tryna keep your OC from Rule 34

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  • Replying to comment by: SwiftMiku lives on, same with dominos pizza. Hello everyone. I’m

    Bruh I can do better than that!
    It was normal week day for me, I woke up and had my glass of sulfuric acid and rusty nails… without any milk. As expected, I got tetanus! of course, It didn\’t stay around for long because I Intimidated It away with my sheer masculinity. My wimpy wife is back at It again, nagging at me for how much space my muscles took up, I left the house in my 10-Inch Rays 42-Inch Tire Ford F-550 Harley-Davidson Edition. After driving over several cars and giving the beta males that drove the road rage, I arrived at the gym. When I walk In, Everyone bows to me, I use the second and third toughest guys in the gym as bench press weights, about 800 pounds of pure muscle. After Intimidating the mayor, I got my private police escort to my Job at the supplement store. When I arrived, My boss is furious that I\’m an hour late, I sneeze and he faints, The store doesn\’t get many repeat costumers with me calling everyone who walks in a pussy and all, I just think they\’re jealous of me. After my private dinner with the president at the salty spitoon, Toughest place around (Not Exactly), I trotted on over to the city\’s military base to borrow one of their Jets to fly home. When I get home, My wife is asleep, After watching UFC and laughing at the little girls who were fighting, I decide It was time to hit the sack. I walk Into my room, grab my wife and throw her off the bed, as she hits the wall at lightning speed, I hear a loud thud sound and to my surprise, She doesn\’t wake up.
    \”Okay, So maybe she died… but that\’s why I got backup wives at back houses. That\’s just the price of being married to the man\” I think to myself. As I doze off, Zeus himself Invades my dream at the Playboy Mansion and for the fifth night in a row, I knock him out cold in one punch.
    \”Puny God\” I muttered, the next morning I wake up and the day repeats.

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  • Replying to comment by: teo diggity danBro really said:

    Other Bro really said:

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  • Replying to comment by: SwiftHello everyone. I’m Scott, President of Dominos Pizza. Have

    Dominos Pizza and Hatsune Miku?
    I thought I killed them both back at the War of Pizza\’s

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  • Replying to comment by: SwiftSHUT UP, IM PUTTING HIM IN THE BATHRUB.

    [NO DON\’T, IT\’S WHAT HE WANTS!]
    Do It, I dare you 😈😈

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