Completely unrelated to SN but I opened a Pizza Stand on Roblox’s rate my avatar game, a customer came up and paid me 6 years for a yes pizza.

This will surely prepare for me for when I’m inevitably stuck in a horrible fast food job.

I have discontinued the Jurassic Park choose your own adventure thing mainly because there’s no conclusive answer on it and the post has pretty much already been forgotten, also because I want to do a military-related one with @ajman2210 if he wants to

Another Sticknodes Choose Your Own Adventure! Hopefully you guys aren’t tired of these by now…

The year is 2015, the tunnel is cold and dark… and only god knows what lies in it. You were told to extract DNA from InGen’s supply, but the DNA on Isla Nublar appears to have been destroyed.

You walk through the tunnel carrying a shotgun in hand and you come across a corpse holding a Magnum, you have to choose between rushing towards the light at the end of the tunnel or grabbing the gun, hopefully it will have enough ammunition to keep you living.

—Ammunition—

SPAS-12: 5/5