me looking on urban dictionary and people are over-sexualizing literally everything

I agree that I have to do this and I’m almost 16

Finna read this dictionary, and looking at a things there, I’m finna die

I also have to do this

And I’m practically 16 (b-day in November so…)

tfw you try to learn what succ means and the dictionary says something like: “wen da thot yeet yo meat in that mouth yo”