Your flights don’t get delayed when your on the plane lol
Unless something bad happens after the inspection

*Me who’s been on break since the last Thursday of November*

I’ll beat you in a spear fight IRL

*open carrying a sword is legal in texas*

*me knowing that’s not how it works*

Oh wow, my weaker ripoff came back at around the same time as me!

Face the facts, Santa isn’t real. It’s just your parents saying “Hey, Santa gives you good stuff if you’re a good person.”

Good question

“You gettin mugged, kid!”
“No, you’re getting mugged.”
“Ah, how the hell does that even work?”