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Give me one cookie
That’s…
Free of any harmful substances
Proper size
Is chocolate
Weighs properly
Is made of proper dough
Is lucky
Is cooked to perfection
Can take breaks from eating cookie whenever
Is infinite
Can never get mold or expireTry to mishap this





no mention of the cookie’s location
have fun figuring out how to get to the bottom of the mariana trench.
“Is lucky”
Covers everything I haven’t said
Too bad. The cookie is a lucky charm, it doesnt mention that you have it nor does it mention that you’re the one that’s “lucky.”
Fine.
If I was a genie, I would say:
Granted.
Your cookie is an unlucky charm.
“Is lucky”
“Is unlucky”
I said it was lucky