“Thank you sir. That reminds me, what are your names? (Just make something up or whatever, idk)”

I’m gonna back up. Infected dude can have his noms, I’ll just keep going.

I say ” Oh, Americans. Guess I probably shouldn’t speak french then.” and proceed to follow you to this base you were talking about.

It might be a sleeping zombie. Bonk first, ask later.

I look at him and ask “Est tu perdu? Tu régarde comme tu as marché au moins 50 kilomètres aujourd’hui.”

I bonk him. He’s one of them.

I sneak up behind him and bonk him with my shovel

Leave it, if they’re using a walkie talkie they’re probably far away.

Be silent. I can sneak up on the raiders and bonk em with my shovel

I wait to see if my trap worked

I peek out to see what it was

I’ll take it, leaving some syrup behind to distract anyone trying to follow me.

I go south. Chances are I’ll find a city if I go down from what seems like northern Ontario.

I fire carelessly at the 3 wolves from my 50 round drum mag. They will never have my syrup!

Yes, from New Brunswick, eh?