@tartar
Joined on July 30th, 2020, this user has been a member for 2,135 days and is the 38,697th person to register an account.
Has 0 submissions and to be honest, that's just sad.
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Fun Fact: you’re more likely to die in a hallway or security than electrical
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nah
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huh
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ok
that wasn’t me
that zanzitar, my non-existent technological cousin -
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DUDE
I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT A SECRET -
ok listen
why am i a telephone from the 1.67th century
why can’t I be one of those prototypes @me-thatswho-2 madeSHAKE MY HEAD
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Because you’re literally gay
I’m being serious, Tartar is gay-
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DUDE
I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT A SECRET-
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heeey. . . i killed you
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huh
oh
ok
that wasn’t me
that zanzitar, my non-existent technological cousin
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OK AND
GET OUT OF HERE, YOU OBSOLETE ARTICLE OF TELECOMMUNICATION, THAT OF WHICH WAS CONSTRUCTED APPROXIMATELY 12 MILLENNIA AGO; THEREFORE LIKELY USELESS-
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nah
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bruh who are you shakespeare
i don’t gots me a 1.67th century dictionary
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yeah
being considered intelligent requires that you can see a wordbut what about that thing I do
oh
OH
you mean the thing where I make cephalopathic smoothies right -
Ok I got rid of the thing where I disable contemporary speech mode and now I speak like a telephone no longer
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@me-thatswho-2 dude why are the trains stopped wtf happened
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that’s like; REALLY GAY
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fun fact: you’re an normie 😛
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😠
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I will maul you alive right now with my cock
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that’s like; REALLY GAY
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Indeed it is , let’s continue , shall we ?
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I am rubber, you are glue-
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X to doubt
Let me now list japanese aircraft you have never heard before
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Fun fact: u are the normie here.
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You Are A Volcanic Eruption In Tokyo
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Why is this thread the way it is?
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the stupid octopus used my NILS Microwave to cook his stupid pizza wtf
ok, im gonna weaponize something else now, any ideas; home skillets?
[disabling contemporary speech mode]
I regret to inform everyone reading that you no longer need to stay in this Wednesday, anyway I a, needed to weaponize a new item and I need your help
[enabling contemporary speech mode]
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I meant “weaponized” stupid non-contemporary speech mode
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Well, I do have this sick freeze ray Gru made, we can use that and use the cryogenically frozen children like Hot Pockets
Hmm, meaty
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Guys, apparently I need a permit to launch things into orbit wtf so not fresh
Guess that GRG (gamma ray generator) is gonna have to go into storage
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False, you’re only allowed to die in the leftmost side of The Skeld