Flat chests are nicer to lay on, as opposed to round chests with their weird ass curved wood

So, our little 3AM prank was initially just intended for Fedora, and we were faking going against Gigan with fake arguments and all that jazz so that he would look dumb by the end of it all at 9AM EST when we would act all buddy buddy with each other despite the previous night’s events.
Then, I had the genius (/srs) idea of making this an activity page wide stunt and causing a stir with everyone, and then we called up Cuss who is a dangerously good manipulator (unbeknownst to her until now), and then Dub had a morality crisis and Elena got pissed at me for my idea and it all went to shit, more or less.
Sorry to the people who were deeply affected by this. I certainly got a good laugh out of it so that apology is by no means genuine, but I hope you can forgive us for our grave transgressions. At this point in time, I’m only going to get an hour and a half of sleep, but I think it was worth it.

It was fake lol
April Fools!!!!!!!!!!

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